President Xi I reside near the contested border of Canada and the vile DISunited MiSStakes of AmeriKKKa I beg of you to supply me with BYD SHARK 6 electric truck and bed mounted QJZ-171 .50cal gun for protection of the Chinese Great Lakes Special Economic Zone
@chillerguylife >go in river
Hmm… my PANTS will get wet. I should take them off before going in the RIVER.
>go in river
I don’t think so. I can’t swim with wet PANTS.
>remove pants
Better take them off. Wouldn’t want wet PANTS in the RIVER.
>go in river
*You feel a TROUT nibbling…*
I can't convert to islam. It's a religion of laws. Every part of your day is legislated by a rule
I have a Mediterranean brain. I need slack. I need space. If my day is ruled by little rules I get dumber. My mind closes.
Christianity is a religion of slack not laws. Ethics, not rules.