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[dylan @dkturner317]

not to be depressing or anything but you ever just wanna get hit by a semi

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He literally promised affordability when he was running 💀 so he’s calling himself a scammer then

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

You hungry for SHIT???????

[dylan @dkturner317]

@Subtronics U DID THE DAMN THING WITH PT 2🫠😖🥲😩

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[dylan @dkturner317]

@dump74217 @News2ATeam @fopminui @HoodFamousTV_ pretty please go jump off a bridge!! no one would care that you’re gone anyway:) a clump of cells being removed quite literally is what an abortion is. quit reading right winged propaganda materials and you might actually see something educating!!

[dylan @dkturner317]

@News2ATeam @fopminui @HoodFamousTV_ abortions are done to clumps of cells. cells don’t feel things like an actual human or lobsters do. hope this helps!!

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

Best one yet!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Gas prices, up.
Grocery prices, up.
Egg prices, up.
Inflation, up.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

okay snapchat i was not familiar with your game

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I am the friend of police.

Reporter: 400 people of the people you pardoned assaulted police officers

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so embarrassing being american

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

🤣

[onion person @CantEverDie]

let the man cook

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i mean this so genuinely, every single elected democrat needs to be posting on social media like this every single day constantly

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

companies can just assassinate people and it's fine tho

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

Let’s talk about the guy running Trump’s shiny new DOGE department: In just 28 days since the election, he’s made $47.8 BILLION, that’s $71 MILLION per hour. To put it in real terms, that’s enough to pay a year’s worth of Social Security to 3,102 people who’ve already paid into the system in one hour. Let that sink in.

And how does he pull it off? He lives off borrowed funds, pays rock-bottom interest rates, avoids realizing capital gains that’d be taxed, and shells out just 3.27% in federal income tax. Meanwhile, regular folks don't have that luxury, do they? That's the sad reality.

DOGE, His “efficiency” gig, isn’t about saving taxpayer money or cutting waste, it’s about making him richer and gutting the safety nets regular folks depend on. You think Social Security and Medicare are untouchable? Think again. He’s the guy holding the knife, with Vivek Ramaswamy cheering him on like a kid at a carnival.

They’re pitching $2 trillion in cuts, but let’s do the math. Even if he torched every federal agency, NASA, FDA, the whole lot, he’d still fall short. What’s left? Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. The lifelines. The stuff that keeps seniors fed, pays hospital bills, and ensures you can retire with dignity. But he calls it “waste,” because he’s never needed it.

And let’s talk conflicts of interest. He’s sitting on billions in federal contracts, but DOGE isn’t cutting those. Oh no, space toys will be just fine. Meanwhile, federal workers who inspect your food, keep your planes safe, or protect your retirement are on the chopping block.

He doesn’t care about efficiency, he cares about control. He’ll squeeze every drop from the government, rake in profits, and leave you wondering why your Social Security check’s late or why there’s no one to inspect the bridge you drive over every day. And Trump? He’s just happy to hand him the keys to the vault.

DOGE isn’t a watchdog; it’s a wrecking ball aimed at everything that actually works in government. And when the dust settles, he and his billionaire pals will be fine. It’s the rest of us who’ll be left scrambling. Don’t buy the con.

[cheba hut slut @bootypillow]

wtf is alien noise riddim?