Daniel Kuppitz 🐸

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@SiloFinance Why promote such inflated numbers though? xUSD's actual APY is not anywhere close to 18%, that's just their marketing number.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@Starlink Phew, I thought you blocked me for buying all the $TSLA PUTs.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@RobinhoodApp Oh look, surprise, it closed below 628, making my 629/628 PUT spread worth $1. But you thought it would be safe to close it for 70 cents. Morons.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@RobinhoodApp What you stop your early option closing BS? It's not your call which risk I'm willing to take and you don't get to use my position for your internal risk management, ffs!!

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@RobinhoodApp How is a debit spread a high risk position? I'd rather take a 100% loss at expiration than your early close for a loss.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

Trump’s circus? Dump that fool’s parade! $SPY & USD are going to crash, while $ETH dashes to glory! Short the ruin, long the boom💥
Disclaimer: Yes, I'm long ETH and short SPY, but let me tell ya, it works more often than not.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@erikcofer I went for 65 first, then all in on 70. Thanks Joey 🙏

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@StreamDefi out here streaming dreams of 18% APY…
Meanwhile, reality trickles in at 10.39%.

🚿 Welcome to the DeFi illusion stream.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@Contango_xyz Done. 1 hour later still no response. Also, TP and SL don't seem to execute at all, not even hours after crossing the respective price. Your platform used to be reliable, now it feels more like a train wreck with a team not caring about users' finances. Getting very frustrated.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@Contango_xyz I have a long ETH/USDC position via Fluid on Ethereum and the won't won't let me close it. It also won't let me decrease the leverage. The only thing that would work is increase leverage. Suggestions?

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@0xfluid Perhaps you guys could chime in as well, might be an issue on your end.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@Contango_xyz Are you working on a fix? Fluid seems to be the only one that causes trouble, no issues with other positions. But this one, I can't close, I can't deleverage, I can't migrate. Sucks, I'm drowning in profits.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@LlamaNodes @BlastAPI Do you have the same level of MEV protection? That's really all I care about.

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@LlamaNodes When/Why did you break your RPC? I roughly know when (about a week ago), but why? A script that I had running forever just stopped working out of nowhere because of those random errors (or rather very consistent errors as of now).

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@LeadingReport That's what? $0.30 per taxpayer? What a blessing 😂🙄

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@NonyeKings @ianmiles Category "black" in case nobody noticed...

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@csaba_kissi Qbasic 😁

[Daniel Kuppitz 🐸 @dkuppitz]

@spyced Did you try? I bet it actually worked 😁