Kīminda

Blackman. Rhumba. Peace is expensive. Even wars have limits.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Mimi Nishapata za kufund my addictions. I call it a week guys. Si we try again Next week .

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

I always call-out idiots on both sides of the political divide and I'm measured in my condemnation of both. In addressing the political elites from Mt. Kenya, I address them taking cognizance of their education and general outlook. After all, i met many in University of Nairobi as a student and a teacher. I always take judicial notice of their political awareness and education. The rare moments i address Hon Sudi and his ilk, i address him as I address the herdersmen who look after my camel in Bangal...slowly, carefully, a calibrated mix of multiple languages here and there, few sign language, draw images on the sand, show photos from phone while gesturing and nodding...hopping and praying the message will not be lost in translation. It isn't easy but we have a cardinal duty to breakdown difficult ideas and simplify it for the less fortunate members of our community who were born before President Mwai Kibaki introduced free compulsory primary education. Both Hon Sudi and My herdersmen in Bangal are smart, good and decent men. Unfortunately, both just didn't have relatives to take them to primary school. It will cruel on our part to treat my herdsmen and Hon. Sudi as children of a lesser god. I for one refuse to do so!

[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

it has nothing to do with him. He is dead, ata mkaacha akaliwe na mbwa ama aozee hapo haimhusu 😂😂
The bottom line is while alive, he drove expensive cars and probably chewed very cute women. He enjoyed life!

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

Sema walai ??? Can cheat !!? Kalamba down ??

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Your guy has been in Parliament since 1992, show us one single bill he sponsored between then and 2013 that helped Kenyans, then show us what he achieved as DP then what he has achieved as President, hizo vichwa ubeba nywele tu??

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

SIFUNA hana makosa yoyote! It's us the voters who will fail him. Shouting #SisiNiSifuna is not enough. It's our job to convince atleast 10 people in your circle to come out in large numbers and vote for him. If they aren't registered as voters they should. It is our job now!

[June 25th @Jasiri_Sierra]

I am on record here saying that this country can not be reduced to operating on the intelligence of one head, it defeats the purpose of elaborate government structures. It is therefore very refreshing to hear someone say "I don't know, I am not an expert in that", as opposed

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Whenever you're "Kiripe sirkalit", has it occurred to you that you're entrenching a vicious cycle that will work against you if another tribe takes power and does the same? What's wrong with equitable service delivery? A govt that doesn't care which corner you come from!

[🗿WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🇪🇸 🏆 @jhonte_]

i beg to differ...

[Micere Nyaga @ThunderKaat]

For us parents raising children with disabilities, @edwinsifuna called us for a meeting in his office with @CrystalAsige after I tweeted him explaining all the challenges we face. They listened to us
A week later amendments to the PWD bill were done
It's now an Act of Parliament.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

REASONS WHY I SUPPORT TUTAM:

1. Statehouse allocation increased by Kes 6.8 billion to Kes 13.64 billion from Kes 3.98 billion, a 100.6% increase. Meanwhile, hospitals lacked drugs, doctors, nurses and therapists went months without salaries, schools lacked capitation, and the new higher-education funding model was doing mathematics even Einstein could not understand. But at least the palace is comfortable for the king and his visitors. wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

2. The first 20 months in office, the king made 62 foreign trips, visiting a total of 38 countries, by the second anniversary of his presidency he had made about 66 foreign trips just to fulfil his childhood dreams at a total cost of approximately Kes 2 billion, as he travelled, more Kenyans sunk into poverty and payslips got raided to fund the king’s lifestyle in the palace. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

3. During the king’s 1st tam tenure, a total of 200 Kenyans died under police instructed brutality, parents mourned, instead of being humane and showing leadership, the king instructed police to shoot more Kenyans on the legs 🦵🏿for fun as his son bought more matatus that keep breaking traffic rules under the watch of NTSA live on cameras. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

4. Instead of providing a conducive environment for Kenyans to create jobs for themselves, King Zakayo opted to bill us to build office 🏢 blocks and named them affordable housing to create short term employment and allegedly solving a housing crisis that was never there since almost 3/4 of houses in urban areas remain unoccupied due to affordability issues and not lack of housing. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

5. The king oversaw the cost of fuel raising to Kes 207 a litre and blamed an Iranian war that only affected Kenya in the entire world 🌍, after realising the war excuse was a lie, the king decided to solve the problem he created via unnecessary taxation on fuel by reducing the fuel price by Kes 9/- and went to tell wananchi he has reduced the cost of living. That was like stealing someone’s goat, returning one leg and asking them to thank you for your generosity. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

6. Instead of fixing NHIF, the king created a money looting scheme called SHAH that has been a catastrophic failure! The king has continued to publicly declare SHAH as functional despite many hospitals and users stating otherwise. Latest SHAH victims have been teachers including medics but the king does not believe it. Wapi makofi 👏🏿 ya rais jameni.

Ni wantam si wantam jameni?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

We made it to Posta grounds…what a day! Murioo mno bana befwe

[George Natembeya @GeorgeNatembeya]

📍 Entering Bungoma town with zeal and great energy.💪

[Billy @MwangiHub]

ASANTENI SANA SIAKAGO ❤️🙏

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Alikua coursemate na alkua anatusho haamini Mungu juu alitesekea Kibra Mungu akiwa wapi 😂

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Na Sifuna ajue at some point he will have to shed some tears. Halafu mama akue hapo kando anatap yeye mgongo.

Kibarua ya Kutoa wantam si rahisi. We have to play all cards.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Campaign season is so back time to go back to the village and be a villager 😅🤜🏽

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

These ignorant thots,how do you think Obama a first time senator was able to fund his campaign? From selling fish in Siaya?

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Obado murdering Sharon Otieno was very pointless. Side chic akishika mimba na akatae kutoa why kill her? Si you just take care of your child. With his networks angetafutia huyo dem kazi ya 50k a month na kila kitu ingekuwa tu sawa. That was an emotional decision.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Tunapigania nchi and this one is just horny,get your self a dildo,men are busy pushing for a Sifuna presidency,so doleful!