Logan

[Logan @DL0gan]

Got a lot of fun stuff coming up! Starting with Don’t Tell Comedy tomorrow night! I’ll continue to post promos and links for tickets as the dates approach, or feel free to DM for show info! https://t.co/yqZHUEVInY

[Logan @DL0gan]

I’m safe now, we fuckin sprinted like 20 blocks, but fuck dude. That’s twice this year alone I’ve been in an active shooting and this shit’s fucking heavy.

[Logan @DL0gan]

HOLY FUCK I JUST IN ANOTHER FUCKING SHOOTING! HEARD A COUPLE SHOTS AND WE ALL JUST FUCKIN SCATTERED!

[Logan @DL0gan]

Can I be on @SheRatesDogs?

[Logan @DL0gan]

@johnstagecomedy *not aware

[Logan @DL0gan]

@johnstagecomedy Sorry man we used to have a Wednesday mic before Covid, but it not running currently and I’m bit aware of any others

[Logan @DL0gan]

It’s really easy to get into a Republican’s iPhone bc the passcode is always either 1776 or 1984

[Logan @DL0gan]

I’m a firm believer that it’s impossible to have a bad date at a rooftop bar

[Logan @DL0gan]

When I left for college a kid I hated asked for fitness advice & I told him to eat peanuts shell and all. Made up a bunch of fitness mumbo jumbo. Then I came back home a year later and he was fuckin jacked. My next thought was “There might be something to this peanut shell thing”

[Logan @DL0gan]

Doing a really fun show next Friday, tickets available for $15 at https://t.co/ssZXnHIlsJ for all my WI followers!

[Logan @DL0gan]

Godspeed to all the high school kids that are texting their crush to admit their feelings and then texting “April Fools!” at the first sign of trouble

[Logan @DL0gan]

Cursed image

[Logan @DL0gan]

@anal_bitch1 How do you think I made $27?

[Logan @DL0gan]

If I had a foot fetish, I would simply work at a bowling alley. Just asking people their show size all day and living in absolute bliss.

[Logan @DL0gan]

Not corporations sending me emails saying “Use the Stimmy to...”

[Logan @DL0gan]

HS Teacher: There are 3 forms of matter

The rest of the class:

Kid that was insecure about their intelligence so they felt the need to prove how smart they were at all times: What about plasma?

[Logan @DL0gan]

The craziest part of this is that I’ve had full on conversations with this stuff on, and nobody’s said a fuckin word about it. My workplace might be the most tolerant in the US.

[Logan @DL0gan]

Some days work is hard, some days my boss bets me a Friday off that I won’t wear a top hat and speak in Bank: +$1400 memes all day

[Logan @DL0gan]

Some days work is hard, some days my boss bets me a Friday off that I won’t wear a top hat and speak in Bank: +$1400 memes all day

[Logan @DL0gan]

Bank account: +$1400

Me doing stand up: Let me sit down