Uncle Johnny

i hate the END

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

I’m trying to stop using superlatives. It’s the hardest thing ever. #literary #creativityforall #speechless #farts #insta https://t.co/L5jVXKxFfv

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

@Fact Education is like oxygen. Take it in.

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@Fact Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the fandango

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@Fact Did a single mom take over this account??

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@BBCWorld I think I heard this one.

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@Fact Unbottling beer can help

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@Fact I’m behind - better get you work.

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@Fact The rest are very happily buzzed.

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@Fact AND I want to see you naked forever

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

@RadioDingo True is they were not

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

Good for @jimmykimmel Didn’t even address it. @eddieizzard #normalized Super appearances.

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

Bring back Old Fashion Cigarette. #snl #NBC #hilarious @chethinks @ColinJost #weekendupdate

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@Fact Not true. I’m awesome. This tweet stinks.

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@hwinkler4real 11!!! I’m cooler than The Fonz?!?

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

@IsabellaMDeLuca I get drunk with this chick.

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

In COMEDY, there is such thing as perfect. @johnstagecomedy #comedy #funny

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

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@Fact True. My grandma had a 5’ tall pet penguin growing up.

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

I have to remind myself that boring people are nice folks too. #growth #people #bored

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

My life has a slow drip of Viagra. It’s hard all the time. #4thofJuly #freedom #Goodtimes #hardtimes

[Uncle Johnny @johnstagecomedy]

It was so embarrassing. The other night my wife walked into our bedroom and caught me watching a documentary about #Infinity. She Yelled out, “OhMyGod, why are you watching that. You’reNotEvenSmart”