David Lizana

here for sports ⚜️

[David Lizana @DL_Silky]

IF YOU AINT POOP TRACKING, YOU SLACKING

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

Brock actin’ Different after that W 😂

[Joe Horns Cell Phone @JoeHornsPhone]

Sex is a very intimate and sacred act

Your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the atlanta falcons

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Pablo Torre right now

[David Lizana @DL_Silky]

@cameron101298 @CodifyBaseball I only know now bc you said it 😂

[Brenden 🤺 @BHershTakes]

As sports fans, we are not allowed to call browns fans bandwagons if they switch their allegiance to another team from this point on. This shit is ridiculous tbh.

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Call of Duty needs a ‘I'm 30+ and have a fucking job’ game mode.

[JayTakes @SportsWithJay0]

Brian Windhorst with another gem about LeBron James and the Goat debate:

“Do you think one person, would believe- who thinks Jordan is ahead of LeBron would say oh he’s won with 4 different teams alright he’s #1. It’s a fake argument, nobody would ever give him credit for that. We have had 8 different champions in the last 8 years, and LeBron has been to 8 straight finals. Has anybody said oh boy he’s been to 8 straight finals he’s pretty good, no. No one has said that. Because they’ve already decided. There’s no one that’s gonna be swayed. They just want to hear your argument so they can state their argument. If they go 82-0 and win the championship, nobody that already believes Jordan is better is going to put LeBron ahead of him. It’s a fake argument, next topic.”

- @WindhorstESPN

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[Elena Nisonoff @elenanisonoff]

my mayor socialist
my president chauvinist
my Pope from south side
knicks in 5

[Tommy Callahan @yalltitanup]

No agendas

No hot takes

No fluff

Just a guy who knew ball & broke it down without the bullshit.

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

Jamal: Where’s the foul Reggie?

Reggie: There is none

What are we even doing, @NBA

[𝖏𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆 @30Betterrrrr]

Take me back to the two week period when this was a foul

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

The NBA needs to implement a "natural shooting motion" rule. If you move unnaturally to draw a foul it should be an offensive foul

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Can’t wrap my head around the fact there are people so blinded by their hate towards LeBron that they have missed out on one of the greatest players/athletes in the history of the world.

I feel sorry for them 😓

[Ty Jäger @TheTyJager]

Watching the Spurs/TWolves playing an extremely physical game then watching the Thunder/Lakers the next night is like watching a completely different game with a different ruleset.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Chris Paul you can now rest