Daniel LaGueux

President, Chairman and CEO of Keeping It Real, Inc.

[Daniel LaGueux @dlagueux69]

High school: I don't trust anyone who doesn't curse
College: I don't trust anyone who doesn't drink
Post-grad: I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a cat or dog

[Daniel LaGueux @dlagueux69]

Thank you @rivalsons for spending 651 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/tAiFUOun3F

[Daniel LaGueux @dlagueux69]

Is there a coin shortage or are you not happy to see me?

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@JebBush would you join my friend group as "the Ryan"?

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@brentporche tell people to tune in and blast their stereos!

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@rbrenner37 Maddie pulled the same line on me...

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"I'm an engineer I know pounds per foot per cubic fortnite" @rbrenner37

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Just heard my boss page someone right when the lead guitar comes on in the intro to Mississippi Queen over the factory PA system. Might go to HR.

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You know what they say: An apple a day keeps apple skin stuck in your teeth all day

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@nachosarah Yes.

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@rbrenner37 You wanted arts & crafts,
How's this for arts & crafts,

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@rbrenner37 Is that the same as a fat girl in a tube top?

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@rbrenner37 Girls: *poopin*

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@rbrenner37 Depends on whether you talk back or not.

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Disgraced Nissan CEO @carlosghosn escaped Japan in a box, proving once and for all how undesirable being in a Nissan Cube can be.

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@rbrenner37 She was just preparing him for Philadelphia fandom.

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@rbrenner37 Typical panther-body owner move

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@robertherjavec Porsche 356 very nice

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@rbrenner37 Large breasts?

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@Lizz We 6'2" alcoholics are a proud people and will not stand for this marginalization