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Humor/satire writer | Work in @Reductress, @mcsweeneys, @The_Belladonnas | She/her
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Joined May 2012
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Study Confirms It’s So Weird When It’s Your Birthday: https://t.co/whIs5r92hY
Nice! This Guy’s Political Party Is Podcasts: https://t.co/EvI59mVq0u
Government Confirms Drones Over New Jersey All Shooting Very Elaborate Wedding Videos: https://t.co/0Xsgudtf4r
Gumption!
Nostalgic! This Christmas Movie Presumes Two Women in Their 30’s Could Afford Their Own Homes to Swap: https://t.co/gEQKR4QySi
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Khaleel Rahman
@Krahman333
Intern @zeteo_news Foreign Affairs reporter @medillonthehill Former producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf @wnpr Contributor @reductress @theonion @clickhole
Rochelle T. 
@RTaubofNY
Writer & Creative Strategist (American Express, Canon, Pfizer, Motorola) Published satire writer. World Traveler. Independent thinker. American Jew. Girl Mom.
Meg Reid
@meg_it_happen
Contributor @theonion @reductress @mcsweeneys @pointsincase @the_belladonnas @weeklyhumorist
A pretty impossible lady to be with.
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Moral of the story today is we all ran here and not Bluesky.
Woman Feeling Great Takes Anticipatory Advil: https://t.co/nZHrj0VLas
Nothing like an 80 degree November day in New York to make everything feel totally fine.
How to Manage Election Anxiety by Focusing on All Your Other Kinds: https://t.co/bHkAmyXaiT
Friends Engage in Annual Ritual of Pretending Pumpkin Carving Is Fun: https://t.co/HxIduen3zt
Apple Confirms They Keep Changing the Chargers Just to Fuck With You: https://t.co/u0DJN9hBj1
‘Working On Something New!’ Teases Influencer Who Got a Day Job: https://t.co/6bZ4sktfoD
I LIVED IT: My Grandma Had More Reproductive Rights Than Me and Also a Hypothetical Shot With Paul Newman: https://t.co/u1jPDwZUTz
Chosen Family Starting to Get Kinda Annoying Too: https://t.co/pyPQe5pFHA
Etsy Seller Includes Home Cooked Steak Dinner as Thank You for Purchase: https://t.co/LKGqIfK5YA
QUIZ: Are You Not Going Outside Because of a Heat Advisory, Poor Air Quality, or Because You Wouldn’t Have Anyway?: https://t.co/uhQljDl6co
Family Who Only Checks in During Natural Disasters Closest They’ve Been in Decades: https://t.co/WNHTAdliyJ
Every time we get Supreme Court news.
'I Think It Might Just Be Allergies,' Says Woman Being Read Last Rites: https://t.co/2SY17y4HKu
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