Dzmitry Lazerka

[VictoriaMetrics @VictoriaMetrics]

It's a wrap! Thanks to the @Percona team for having us at #PerconaLive in Denver this week! It's been great meeting everyone!

We look forward to continuing the conversations that started in Denver, and in the meantime, please visit https://t.co/tzg20X6g2z for more details.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@hel_nulldoot @VictoriaMetrics https://t.co/fqdMJZBjNJ

[VictoriaMetrics @VictoriaMetrics]

The #PerconaLive conference starts today in Austin, TX and our colleague Dima Lazerka has a talk this afternoon on 'How downsampling optimizes resource usage in @Percona Monitoring & Management (PMM)". Starts at 1.30pm, room 202 M2. See you there! https://t.co/tDIngniD8F

[VictoriaMetrics @VictoriaMetrics]

Delighted to be featured in Open Source for U: "The Open Source Monitoring Of VictoriaMetrics Achieves New Milestones" - thank you! https://t.co/fsAfbOWEj3 #opensource #monitoring @OpenSourceForU

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

Hey @Bombardier, did you just provide services to EW-301PJ, that belongs and used to sanctioned Belarus officials (Lukashenko) in Russia?
https://t.co/nNx9e5i8r3

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@skarnikby Аднак у англамоўнай Wordle тольки 18% дазволенных слоў могуць быць выніковымі.

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@PeterZaitsev @newsycombinator @MetricsVictoria Although you message got unbanned on @newsycombinator , other messages by founder of @MetricsVictoria are still insta-dead

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@ID_AA_Carmack At the same time NIST recommends against hiring ex-cons. :( "You can't afford hiring someone with past criminal behavior" they say. See "NIST security recommendations for small businesses" PDF section 3.5.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@AdamBrodziak @pbadenski @MetricsVictoria Faster, Less RAM and disk, does multi-node (prom is single-node only), Both push+pull natively, Query language is an extension+fixes of PromQL, Enterprise stuff like security and supporting services, support for all popular ingestion protocols, not just /metrics.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@attiks @greggles @google @ZXing Yes, but it's not the default way. And AWS keys are pretty long to enter by hand.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

@PacketZoom is proxy for your mobile app that reduces latency and number of round trips. No code changes needed, they claim.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QPiF4-iu6g Robot with rat brain

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

http://lib.ru/ANEKDOTY/FEINMAN/feinman.txt не анекдот, но ооочень интересно (про изобретателя ядерной бомбы)

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

Symbian opens sources. Closed Android -- bye-bye.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

I updated dependency for org.hibernate from 3.3.1.GA to 3.4.0.GA.
But org.springframework.test dependency fell off.
Weird.

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell from @oatmeal

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

Ну почему только норвеги догадались сделать кран где одна ручка -- температура, вторая -- напор?

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

Што трэба зрабіць каб заняць беларускамоўных актывістаў? Правільна, справакаваць іх ваяваць паміж сабой. Так, наркомаўка ці тарашкевіца? :)

[Dzmitry Lazerka @dlazerka]

- Ты чего такой грустный?
- У меня котенка молнией убило.
- Это как же?!
- Да я куртку застегивал, а он голову убрать не успел.