Danielle

i’m your huckleberry

[Danielle @dlee24_]

ya know, it's whateva, feelin good livin betta

[Danielle @dlee24_]

Crocs customer service hold music is off brand Free Bird over and over again

[Danielle @dlee24_]

Ever since I’ve been out of school I have noticed myself getting dumber by the day

[Danielle @dlee24_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Danielle @dlee24_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 4 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Football season fucks. Gimme a hoodie and a 30 of Busch Light right now.

[Danielle @dlee24_]

@kaitybug562 @blueZhift GAME. BLOUSES.

[Danielle @dlee24_]

seriously if you’re a morning person stay the fuck away from me bc WHY would anyone be happy about being up before noon

[Danielle @dlee24_]

y’all remember crackle nail polish?? what a disaster

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

If you don’t know a handful of women who’ve had an abortion, you’re not morally righteous or statistically anomalous; you’re just not the kind of person women trust with their secrets.

[Danielle @dlee24_]

people who have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap are the weakest links 100%

[Danielle @dlee24_]

@never_find_it @Super70sSports “yeah well uh why don’t you give me ape tit for $200”

[Danielle @dlee24_]

108° heat index has me wantin to fight children y’all better watch out

[h @ipodmacbook]

if this happened to one of my friends i would wear them like a cape and run around

[Danielle @dlee24_]

@maybemck never thought i’d see the day where i’d hate a group of people more than i fuckin hate vegans

[warm human @w000rm]

this is euphoria to me

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

may that piece be with you

[Danielle @dlee24_]

@maybemck reason #738 you’re one of my best friends