Dennis Lemckert

Just your average guy with an interest in the world and a camera. War veteran. Infosec by profession.
My words are my own.

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Weet je wat nog meer dan 209 esdoorns bespaart @PostNL? STOP MET RECLAMEFOLDERS ONGEVRAAGD IN MIJN BUS TE DOUWEN!
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@Cougar2106 Eerder “Never change anything on a friday!” — “Good idea. I’ll do it monday” — <leaves terminal and clicks blindly OK next monday>

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Over 9 maanden een babyboom. Nieuwe term: Facebookbaby 🤣
#Storing #Facebook #PraatEensMetElkaar

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@TheOnion Things not to do: Adjust the routes to #Facebook…
Just putting it out there..

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@willem_engel @thijszonneveld En we zijn bijna vierentwintig uur verder zonder noemenswaardig antwoord.
Binnen de scope van enig wetenschappelijk zinvol onderzoek binnen Twitter kunnen we constateren dat @willem_engel totaal geen idee heeft waar ie over lult en verder dus volkomen genegeerd kan worden.

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@willem_engel @thijszonneveld Weet jij het wel lul? Kom eens met cijfers charlatan!

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@NOSLournaal @willem_engel Nee. Het toont aan dat veel mensen intelligenter zijn dan een leugenachtige aasgier die het verschil tussen correlatie en causatie niet kent, laat staan dat er correlatie is, want de Denen zijn niet eens gevaccineerd.

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@willem_engel Ontzettend waardeloze weggooier.

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“EU uses trade rules as a form of trade war to get as much business out the UK into EU” - some UK banker

Uhm, no. Trade in EU, play by the rules of EU.
You wanted out because you wanted your own rules. It’s not a trade war. Rules are still the same. You jumped the fence.

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lol
MAGA morons trying to ‘stop the steal’ didn’t even vote.
What were they stealing then, you muppets! 🤣
https://t.co/agOIzBVNLZ

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Trumps legal team quit because they don’t want to lie for him the election was stolen.
That idiot doesn’t need a trial, he needs treatment! The moron isn’t even capable of understanding why he is tried.

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DHS warns for domestic terrorism.
But they’re Trumps terrorists. They’re the best terrorists. Much better than foreign terrorists. And they’re in numbers. A big number. They’re the biggest number of terrorists.

https://t.co/5HQcSrdJ1l

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Observing all developments in the USA right now, I wouldn’t in the least be surprised when all furniture removed from the White House will be shipped to Russia and the Hairy Basketball moving there to his Moscow Trump Tower as well.

Called it first!

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@TheOnion And here’s me: assuming The Onion was just a satirical site...
Have I being dumb or what 🤦‍♂️

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VP Pence doing what the Commander in Chief should be doing: visiting the troops and having words of encouragement for them.

Read that again

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@BreakingNews So he whipped up his followers into a frenzy last week, and now it bites him in the ass, he throws them under the bus...

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If I get his last video release straight, Trump whipped his followers into a frenzy and now that it bites him in the ass, he throws them under the bus?

What a ‘president’ it is.

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@Suzamina Dank je..
Nu heb ik een verstuikte tong

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Ironic..

The one person in the world with the power to reach every. single. living room in the world, silenced because they took away his @Twitter toy.

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If continuous operation is a criterium: the original USA factually ceased to exist during the Civil War, when the current Dutch democracy was working uninterrupted for 50 years already

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When will the USA stop calling themselves the oldest democracy?
Icelands Allthing founded in 930 is still in operation. The Republic of the Seven United Netherlands founded in 1588 only was disrupted by French occupation reforged as the democracy it is now.

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And that democratic republic was in operation when the USA had their war of independence in 1776.