mitzi

a cunt for the sauces

[vy @vyv2k]

Why dont people lenny face anymore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[🦎Frostwing🏳️‍⚧️ @FrostwingGaming]

I wanna tell a joke about time travel

[mitzi @dletlobotomy]

granted I did mix it Myself, possibly had Sandra Lee Herself take over my kind and body in that moment x

[mitzi @dletlobotomy]

i can have a whole bottle'o bubbly and feel fine but I have One (1) vodka drink and I'm smashed ‽‽‽

[DarkViperAU @DarkViperAU]

"It wasn't easy picking a winner"

[Jahn @perpetuallonerr]

this shall pass too

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

Can someone fucking help him

[archie @TheRumelian]

NATO summit tomorrow. shaved my entire body just incase

[gta michael @grandtheftcum]

Hush littel jimmy dont yoy cry that smashed tvs gonna be alright

[mitzi @dletlobotomy]

watching my pups play fight on the bed. the big one stops to bork at his reflection every 2 seconds.
literally better than any and all tv

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[mitzi @dletlobotomy]

ill admit it: keith - playlunch is Pretty Fuckin Cool idgaf what the rest of us say

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

couples outfit idea

[krook @KrookTM]

starmer started crying in his speech and my dog turned and looked at me like this

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Land dog and water dog

[javier sniffer ' Turkey (MDNI) @glorifiedturk]

why are they using arthur morgan with tuberculosis to make their point

[mitzi @dletlobotomy]

my bfs cousin thinks avocado is spicy
i think she's allergic lmfao

[Mr. I. @wherearesox]

I thought it was going to be a trump thing but it was actually worse