Dallas

Epically stupid 🫦 she/he for attention purposes 🙏 victim of bisexuality 🫥 I tried to free myself from this app 3 times 🏘️

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

Love that I was targeted for this

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

good morning gag his tea sis

[dyl @speckvoices]

she was in 2007 before everyone else

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

cackling

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

and also I did not like her and I firsthand encountered someone fetishizing themselves this way for the first time then I rejected her and she was mean about it

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

One time this big chick tried to come on to me in a way where she was extremely forward about being big as if it weren’t obvious and described food excessively and it was so hard not to laugh because I just cannot take that shit seriously

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

I wanna be the bitch that gets killed in a Lifetime movie

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

My buddy is trying to get me to sign up for this comedy open mic but I’m not ready yet

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

When dudes gfs look like props that shit is crazy the love goes deep

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

@humanskort Her walk nashtyyyyy

[evan @actuallypee]

how it feels going to school for something that isnt business or stem

[tj @crazytoqether]

yeah

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

Have you ever had a bitch spray you with their perfume when they were mad at you cause me neither

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

I’m the man that will find You

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

Show me how you thank for it now

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

Epiphany is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Charli @charli_xcx]

OMG. My manager just sent me an article entitled: North Korean Researches find 'Unicorn Lair'. YESSSSS!!! It's in Pyongyang & they are REAL!

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

Ricky used to take me to my first shows ever

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

The North Jersey urge to have a daughter and name her Valentina

[Dallas @dlllllllls]

@insaneposes Bitch pose nastyyyyyyy