Sunshine 🌵

Angels baseball fan. Pro-choice. Joe Montana is the true GOAT. No DMs!
#smokefleet #smokefléét #smokerises

[Sunshine 🌵 @dlloyd26]

We need more people to do this!

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Oliver went on Fox News and set the house on fire from the inside.
If you aren't following him, get on it.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

Yes, this picture won an award. It has been framed and on my office wall since it first appeared. And I'm sorry, but it makes me laugh every time I look at it. I actually took it to Michael's and had it enlarged and framed. Even the employee that helped me was laughing at it.

There's that poor guy lying on the floor with his feet in the air while Trump stands there looking like the stupidest man on earth. It is the antithesis of what the presidency should represent.

[Covie @covie_93]

-Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25.
-Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19.
-Sgt. Angel Rampersad, 28
-Sgt. Michael Emmanuel Swinton, 30.

Don't let a draft dodger and a drunk former Fox & Friends Weekend co-host erase them.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Fuck this…

The Pentagon has removed four U.S. service members who were killed in Jordan from its official casualty list, saying their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire in April.

[Sunshine 🌵 @dlloyd26]

@RichardAngwin

[Sunshine 🌵 @dlloyd26]

@MerriamWebster Asthma

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

This tweet will always be in my Twitter Hall of Fame.👇

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Sunshine 🌵 @dlloyd26]

@doggintrump

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

It's not left versus right

Its decent people versus assholes

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The US is getting ready to spend a billion dollars to get rid of screwworms because Doge canceled the $300 million dollar contract to control them. Doge should pay the full amount with penalities not us taxpayers.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump's DOJ had a court order to release the remaining Epstein files and simply refused. That should be a much bigger story right now.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Elon paid me $104.66 for just being here and I didn’t realize there was money to be made so if you could kindly retweet this or interact or whatever it takes because I am 3 days away from a work nervous breakdown so money from here instead of my job might actually save me.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

There needs to be a FULL investigation of Freedom 250 because places like the Walworth County Fair do a week-long fair with tents, attractions, music, motorsports, circuses, animals and more... and on a $2.5m budget.

Trump's fair spent like 40x more for nothing. There was literally nothing there but a ferris wheel and some really shittily-made buildings. Not a single tent. No attractions. Absolutely nothing.

They looted the shit out of that money and delivered the worst experience possible.

[Sunshine 🌵 @dlloyd26]

@tomryanlaw @azjustinheap Like he has any of this experience. Did he just tap “select all”?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you call yourself a conservative and you're staying quiet about all the money Trump is making off the presidency after all your whining about the Bidens, the Clintons, and the Obamas, you're a fake-ass bitch or you're truly in a cult.

I assume both.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: Spirit Halloween has officially taken over Trump’s Great American State Fair.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

11 years ago, Obergefell affirmed what should have always been true: the freedom to marry who you love.

Today, as extremists attack this fundamental right, California will continue to defend that hard-won progress, so every family can live and love freely.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IF YOU CRITICIZED 2.9% INFLATION UNDER PRESIDENT BIDEN BUT THINK 4.2% UNDER TRUMP IS NO BIG DEAL.... FACE IT YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CULT 🤷