d-lo

i practice law ironically. future ghostbuster. may contain peanuts.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@ComedyCellarUSA Liz skimming off the top ;)

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@TrophySmack Are the gold columns no longer an option for that model trophy? Don’t see it on the site.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@MindyFurano https://t.co/KVxYGZI3u1 ?

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@The7Line Got the pinstripe bullpen bobble! Thanks for the heads up!

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@RequiemArm Is it Saint Swithin’s Day already?

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@HockeyStatMiner I’d like to nominate A Few Good Men. The causal relationship is up for debate, but look at the before and after (1992) of the cast. Plus, of course, Sorkin.

Tom Cruise
Jack Nicholson
Demi Moore
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Pollak
Kiefer Sutherland
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Noah Wyle

[d-lo @dlo6215]

First they came for the trucks, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a truck.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@OhRyanMead In fairness, it’s been a week since Kane got traded and we still know nothing.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@Joshstrangehill @thatbilloakley Thank you so much for the insight!

[d-lo @dlo6215]

Could you settle an argument, @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill ? Is the scene where Mr. Burns is revealed to be shot shown in “real time” with no jumps? Marge goes from front of building, back to grab Maggie, then in front holding her, all in 12 seconds. https://t.co/BhugrJwPhW

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@tastebudspod Salami is made from and for uncultured swine.

No one has ever eaten something with prosciutto and thought, “this would be better with salami.”

[d-lo @dlo6215]

*me trying to hit on a woman by being a feminist*
me: you know, you’re not doing the Bechdel test any favors today.
woman: what? who are you; why are you at my husband’s funeral?

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@NYRangers

[d-lo @dlo6215]

Damn, big week for Boston Legal’s SCOTUS predictions circa 2006.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@RealLanceBass Law school is like 90% discussing Jodi Arias, but you’re still 2 episodes of Matlock and memorizing the “you can’t handle the truth” speech away from taking the hypocritical oath.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@AlligatorArmy Andy, I’ve seen several large media outlets/personalities compare Toney to Percy and while I love Toney, that seems... unfair to Percy? Am I just romanticizing Harvin?

[d-lo @dlo6215]

@OhRyanMead I think I own the copyright to this photo. My attorney (me) will be in touch with your counsel (also me).

[d-lo @dlo6215]

I told the nurse she was so sweet to ask, and she very unnecessarily informed me they had to ask everyone.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

When I got vaccinated they asked me what qualifies me as if they didn’t see I was morbidly obese, and I imagine that’s the same high a 45 year old woman gets when she’s carded.

[d-lo @dlo6215]

[at my local diner]
me: I’ll have my usual, with a chocolate milkshake, and how about the special for the table?
waitress (to me): sure, sir
waitress (to the kitchen): that guy sitting by himself wants three milkshakes