devon™

ok i lied, im here to make friends

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twitter, even

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reviving this twiiter solely to post this

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@Aar0n_Vazquez live your truth my dude.... apple watches are dope 👀

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"why are you so excited over $1200?"

bc i'm poor and now i can almost afford basic necessities for the month. almost!

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in an effort to get my life to return to some semblance or normalcy, i got the new iphone

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i picked the wrong fucking year to move to florida

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out sick from work in quarantine. but i dont get sick pay unless i have confirmed covid diagnosis... but i cant get tested anywhere bc i dont have enough symptoms/not severe enough. i dont even think i have it but they still want me out of work....but wont pay me.... 🤔

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@Its_me_Ranney

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is this why we're all still here? just to suffer?

all i do is work and work and work and come home and go to bed

at least in ny i could see friends and bitch about it

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@Its_me_Ranney SOME DAY,

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imma be real with yall i miss new york

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if anyone is wondering what florida life is like, it's always a brisk 90 degrees and there are reptiles everywhere

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why do they put nipples on mannequins

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it's the annual "wow i forgot about my twitter acct" tweet

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0 hours of sleep, 9 hour shift, 4 redbulls....all leading up to The Long Awaited Shower Beer

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always forget that this twitter exists....

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@Its_me_Ranney You might have to try again- I just got a new phone and its android so I had to disconnect my iMessage today

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I keep forgetting Twitter exists until @Its_me_Ranney tags me in some shit

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summer vacation this year is gonna be something akin to this @Its_me_Ranney @heather_germain @juliamerulla

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dollar long island iced teas at applebees??? Someone is lookin out for me