Ole Uncle MITchy

If you wanna conduct the orchestra you better be prepared to turn your back on the crowd

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

@espn it’s actually ridiculous you have a separate coverage for Scottie “The Bum” Scheffler and Aaron “my GOAT” Rai and yet the only shots I’ve seen the past hour on the “Main” coverage has been from that group. Make it make sense

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@CoachG50 Leaving out looneys (laurel) the wharf (Miami), and river hill grille is criminal. Makes me think you lost your way

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

@EBoKnowss People forget, but I don’t.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Seeing your girls tits for the 100th time

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

@tomandmartys @Haas_Football And it shows.

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Since the government can’t find me, Jazz Chisholm Jr to get a hit tonight, cold but wind blowing out 20+ MPH to right. Iran ain’t the only place watching a nuke land tonight

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

@E_Murray24 Interesting you left out @CJMcCollum #PlayBetter

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

“We need more weddings in North Carolina” -@ferrisbugler69 And I feel that #FreeUnc

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

Well well well what do we have here @PGATOUR let me guess, The “World Wide Technology” Championship is too exclusive to air until 3 PM?! Makes me sick

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

@espn just some food for thought, maybe consider adding college player’s birthday to their bio so I don’t have to stalk their friends/family/baby mamas IG to see when they’re born.

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

Someone’s got it worse and handling it better. Think about that the next time you try to blame anyone but yourself for achieving greatness.

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

#PutADelpInIt

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

The Path worker when I asked him how I get to 33rd Street from Platform B

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

Breaking News Today: The 2025 NFL Fantasy Football Season (and weekly punishments) have been put on hold Week 8 in accordance with the United States Government. That is all, thank you.

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

BMW Championship

Top 20:
Cantlay 81/141
Xander 135/100
Hideki 50/100
Im 50/105
Bradley 50/105
Hoge 20/65

Top 10:
Rory 50/120
Cantlay 40/120
Xander 50/160
Hideki 30/120

Winner:
Rory 70/1050
Xander 60/1410
Hideki 35/1085
Im 40/1640
Bradley 30/1230
Hoge 25/2525
Si woo Kim 20/1020

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

AI takeover this AI takeover that, no one batted an eye when @JalenHurts took over the NFC last year. “Oh MITch he’s not a robot.” The numbers beg to differ.

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

🤹‍♂️Wyndham FRL🧗

Lucas Glover 50/2550
Andrew Novak 40/2440
Ryan Gerard 40/2440
Austin Eckroat 35/2660
Luke Clanton 35/2660
Eric Cole 30/3030
Chan Kim 25/2525
Kohles 25/2525
Meissner 17/2567
Hadwin 20/3020
Salinda 20/3020
Riley 20/3020
EVR 20/3020
Kis 10/2510
Del Solar 13/3263

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

📼3M Open FRL👯

Michael Thorbjorsen 30/1530
Tony Finau 50/3050
Tom Kim 25/1900
Erik van Rooyen 25/2525
Patrick Rodgers 25/2525
Cam Davis 25/2525
Tom Hoge 25/2525
Aaron Baddeley 20/4020

[Ole Uncle MITchy @dltkgh]

📼3M Open FRL👯

Michael Thorbjorsen 30/1530
Tony Finau 50/3050
Tom Kim 25/1900
Erik van Rooyen 25/2525
Patrick Rodgers 25/2525
Cam Davis 25/2525
Tom Hoge 25/2525
Aaron Baddeley 20/4020