DANAE

l'espirit de l'escalier

[DANAE @dlvo]

If it had to be a reality host, I would've preferred Cat Deely or Tyra.

[DANAE @dlvo]

When I pop an Altoid in on the train, what I really mean is I wish everyone else would pop an Altoid in on the train.

[DANAE @dlvo]

Reading on a train is practically teleportation.

[DANAE @dlvo]

I use chopsticks 95% of the time that I'm out. Using them in my home, however, would feel like not pronouncing the G in Nicaragua. #whiteppl

[DANAE @dlvo]

When you wind up owing the IRS money.

[DANAE @dlvo]

A lot of my less-than-stellar choices in suitors can probably be traced back to the early example set by this guy. https://t.co/Xrw9zdUtu7

[DANAE @dlvo]

like hear me out but maybe Edward Snowden is even hotter than Joseph Gordon Levitt #conspiracytheories

[DANAE @dlvo]

Chapter 9: Baboons

[DANAE @dlvo]

#fact: before wikiHow, I just didn't do anything.

[DANAE @dlvo]

All y'all upset that there are lines at your gym? I'm happy that I don't have to wait at the pizza place.

[DANAE @dlvo]

Always remembering to order Turbo at Jets is the best indicator that we could be friends.

[DANAE @dlvo]

Adam Driver is my generation's Kenard. #StarWars #StarWarsTheForceAwakens

[DANAE @dlvo]

Does anyone know what the settings on the washing machine mean? Me too. I was just making sure you did.

[DANAE @dlvo]

It's pronounced cat-HOLIC.

[DANAE @dlvo]

I understand that Prince removing his music from streaming is not the actual worst thing ever, but I can't think of anything worse

[Free Palestine @bitterarab]

When you're having a good time and then you think about capitalism, colonialism and global poverty

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I stand for our generation and our generation is gonna be riding hover boards so if you don't like it eat a dick!

[DANAE @dlvo]

Did I pass the fuck out Rip Van Winkle style for the last few years? People sincerely like Lana del Ray now?!

[DANAE @dlvo]

#Detroit: Land of going 15 over and still being tailgated by a city bus.

[DANAE @dlvo]

It is embarrassing that Vincent Kartheiser is never going to win an Emmy for playing Pete Campbell. #emmys