Breaking News: The first lady, traditionally a model of excellence for so many young women, was a prostitute.
The first lady of the United States of America came to America as a fucking prostitute.
-Gas prices are up
-Grocery prices are up
-Credit card delinquencies are up
What are trump and @WhiteHouse focused on? The size of the reflecting pool.*
*This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. It’s real.
Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.
If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?
Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.
Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.
Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.
Ashley St. Clair on MAGA: “Your entire sense of self is MAGA and dicksucking Trump. They’re hyper fixating on non-issues here. You’re not unsafe and can’t afford groceries because of trans people and immigrants. It’s because your president and the capitalist class is fucking you”
Jennifer Welch: “Boycott every fucking thing on CBS News. From the morning all the way through to the evening. These are the same people that fired Stephen Colbert because Trump got his feelings hurt by a comedian. These people are the biggest bunch of pussies that masquerade with these grandstanding letters like they’re such badasses. These people don’t care about the truth, they don’t care about journalism, they don’t care about the Constitution, they don’t care about a free press. It’s just absolutely devastating what these oligarchs have done to our country”
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
I brought AOC tortillas from H-E-B.
They make people feel better after a tough night, and that's what the Spurs are going to give Knicks fans tonight.
Go Spurs go!