David B

[David B @dm_biggs]

My mom asked me tonight “what’s wrong with Jimothy?” and we had to have a serious talk about how there’s nothing wrong with, he’s just different

[David B @dm_biggs]

These nerds are trying to concern troll our boy Jimothy because they are jealous he mogs them as a 4 legged ball of beauty

[New York Post @nypost]

The 'sad' truth about Jimothy, Seattle's uber-viral mutant raccoon with a short spine https://t.co/PZWwzyBTez

[David B @dm_biggs]

@timpjohansson @DavidKairoT Gork is this true

[David B @dm_biggs]

Had a weird dream last night

Bear plane

Won’t explain

[David B @dm_biggs]

If I could cure any disease it would be hiccups

[David B @dm_biggs]

@CoffinMedia Through him, with him, and in him. Oh God almighty Father, in the unity of the Holy Spirit. All glory and honor is yours, forever and ever!

[David B @dm_biggs]

@solgnir @shameonthegoy @MillerStream How does being in favor of wildlife regulations cancel out not wanting Jews to control your country?

[David B @dm_biggs]

Tonight I was baptized in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Praise be to God.

Happy Easter!

[David B @dm_biggs]

@AsianPatDixon The new 4 for 4

[David B @dm_biggs]

@michaelcolombi @new_era72 Let him be Mike, if you’re a DK dick rider like this loser you’re obviously down bad right now

[David B @dm_biggs]

@Saciok5 @fareesh @reddit_lies

[David B @dm_biggs]

I’ve decided to retire from penne pasta.

[David B @dm_biggs]

Man that ChatC3PO goes hard in the pAInt

[David B @dm_biggs]

@GoodGrimey @jeffguyperson @metzgov People of Capicola will never be erased

[David B @dm_biggs]

It’s so annoying when a call center gets a song stuck in your head because I wanted to have a nice productive day and now I wanna get lost in your rock n roll and drift away…

[David B @dm_biggs]

That feeling when you say good bye to someone and they keep waving goodbye and looking at you when you are walking back to your car

[David B @dm_biggs]

This one’s really good

[David B @dm_biggs]

Currently reading 1-star dive bar yelp reviews to pass the time

[David B @dm_biggs]

@ianmiles This isn’t just any HR rep, this is a Sith Lord

[David B @dm_biggs]

@brutedeforce Run the fucking numbers 😤