Darian Michael Garey

I Listen | I Laugh | I Learn

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@Pmarber Did you ever write an obituary for Dan?

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

Worse Than You with Mo Fry Pasic is now in 3rd place @signalawards Listener’s Choice #signalawards. RT + VOTE: https://t.co/9GP8Vo0LxG

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

The NFL didn't let Trump have a team, now he's running play action with the military. 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Coach Marion @BrennanMarion4]

They’ll
Always
Call
You
Crazy
Before
They
Congratulate
You!

Stick to the Plan!

[Shedeur Sanders @ShedeurSanders]

Another day another opportunity to get a chance to play the game I love. Thank you GOD #LEGENDARY

[The Free Press @TheFP]

“If the history you are reading doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you are not reading history.” @RyanHoliday argues that banning the books of Maya Angelou and others from a military academy undermines the purpose of education. https://t.co/piuXHyR6SA

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@j_0rdaan 😂😂😂

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@getnickwright put them hands away

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

Excellent entertainment 🤣🤣🤣

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

Lamar & the Ravens’ big win over the Steelers was music to @Chris_Broussard’s ears 🎶

“That man Brou, smartest in the room....Make me a sandwich, soda pop, don’t forget the chips, please don’t forget the chips. No mayo!” 🤣😭

[nick wright @getnickwright]

👻👻👻

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@FTFonFS1 When I absolutely positively got to kill every mothaf***a in the room!! #JaquiskiTartt 🤣🤣

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@kevinwildes He is gonna have another random midweek banner… #insufferable. lol

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@getnickwright I just scrolled through the NFL 100 top 10 on IG, saw Mahomes at 4 and came straight to this account ready to laugh. I’m addicted to @FTFonFS1

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

LONGLEGS' box office will be seen as a triumph of marketing, but the fact audiences are turning out for a movie "branded" as a disturbing occult horror-thriller –– when the biggest star was kept from trailers –– is another sign audiences are interested in new, daring movies again

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@kevinwildes @getnickwright That last foul! 🙌🏿🙏🏿😂😂

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

Real question - do you like these type of baseball stats for basketball dunks?

[Darian Michael Garey @dm_garey]

@kevinwildes @getnickwright

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THIS. GAME.

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Mustard on the beat ho3!