DM_Major_Major

"Born too late, and too Mediocre."

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

Man, I fuckin love @GordonRamsay

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

Treason is the reason for the season

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

I can’t believe I reactivated twitter just to watch @BarkleyPresents dunk on these kids:

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

@united Thanks guys- good lookin out for your customers who will not return.

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

@united flight 2075 - this is a disgrace. Untruthful with us about why we couldn’t take off on this 5 hour delayed flight. Missed my Sister’s graduation due to your negligence and misinformation. Will never fly with you again.

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

@united Oh yeah, these complimentary biscoff cookies are really helping me get over missing my sister’s achievements! Glad you care so much!

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

@tnagebrobot He’s my husband

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

Playing Into the Breach and listening to the COUNTER/weight arc of @Friends_Table... This is a good day.

@subsetgames @austin_walker

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

Been lurking on here too long. Planning out a 1-shot lovecraftian inspired session for this weekend with some noobies. Pro tips, yo?

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

We’re just two episodes into this arc and I’m so, so happy with how it’s turning out! It would mean so much if you’d give it a listen or tell a friend about it! https://t.co/BLQdLA0Xx1

[The D20 Future Show @D20FutureShow]

To all those GMs desperately planning for this weekend: I salute you

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

“Shhhh”, Major whispered to his dice. “The people at work don’t need to know you’re a leftist piece of scum.”

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

The PCs try attempt to break out of Fort Rannick in 30 min.

They prolly gonna die.

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

The. Kid. Is. Back.

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

How did I get 200 more followers after I forgot twitter existed..... Weird

[cerys @cerysrogerss]

me after I realized I just wasted 2 months watching the bachelorette for this trash ending #BacheloretteFinale

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

WE WILL BE BACK ON TRACK THIS WEEKEND AND I'LL HAVE STUFF TO TWEET BOUT SOON! BIG REVEALS 4 THE CHARACTERS

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

So, I’m at a loss for words about the events of the last day. I’m shocked, and angry and so deeply, deeply sad about it all.

[The Adventure Zone @TheZoneCast]

It’s time to play your part.

The second chapter of #TheZoneCast’s finale is here.

https://t.co/yiD3oaeVit

[DM_Major_Major @DM_Major_Major]

@DungeonFacts Not at all I started on 2