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Author trapped in the body of an Accountant. Don't worry, she's fighting to get out. Never thought I'd become this opinionated, yet here I am!

[DM Porters @dm_porters]

@Avabelly__ Are you still married, Emma? I bet not. Marriage is not about baubles. 40 years married to the love of my life who gave me a much smaller ring than that! Incredibly shallow on your part.

[DM Porters @dm_porters]

Haven't posted in a long while because of all the nonsense around us. Needed a break. But this guy hits the nail on the head every time. He's worth the follow.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Went to the grocery store this morning

Bread, milk, eggs

$47.63

The screen asked if I'd like to round up to support a children's hospital

I pressed no

The cashier looked at me

The woman behind me looked at me

My wife looked at the ceiling

Again

This company made $14 billion last year

They can round up

Went to get gas after

The pump asked if I'd like to add $1 to support veterans

I support veterans

I pressed no

A $200 billion oil company asking me to fund their charity while I'm paying $3.89 a gallon

That's not philanthropy

That's outsourcing

Drove through for lunch

Taco Bell

The screen said "round up for education?"

A fast food company asking me to fund scholarships while paying their employees $11 an hour

I pressed no

My wife said "you know you're arguing with screens today"

She was right

But the screens started it

Went to the pharmacy

Picked up a prescription

$340 after insurance

The screen asked if I'd like to donate $1 to help families in need

I just paid $340 for a medication that costs $4 to manufacture

And now you want a dollar

I pressed no

The pharmacist said "it's just a dollar"

I said "it's never just a dollar"

She didn't respond

Got home

My wife said "you said no to a children's hospital, veterans, education, and families in need today"

I said "no. I said no to four corporations who want me to fund their goodwill so they can put it in their annual report"

She was quiet

Then she said "you're not wrong"

I said "I know"

She said "but you're still going to look like a monster"

I said "I'd rather look like a monster than quietly fund a billion-dollar company's PR strategy at the register"

She didn't disagree

But she didn't look at me either

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[DM Porters @dm_porters]

@dom_lucre After 40 years of marriage, I still look at my husband like that. He is my everything and I'm his!

[David Krayden @DavidKrayden]

Wouldn't it be a shame to make Katie's ostrich go viral and make these tyrants become famous around the world.

Resolve to resist by standing up for #savetheostriches. Stand by Katie and the Universal Ostrich farm's dancing ostrich @OstrichFarmBC

@InspectionCan & @rcmpgrcpolice & @MarkJCarney need to stand down so the farmers can feed their healthy ostriches!

@elonmusk

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@mapleblooded Actions have consequences. More people need to learn this!

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

"If a rapist wishes to engage in undocumented love making with you, please assume a receptive position." - Canada

[It breaks my heart to see what has become of this once proud nation.]

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[Kevin Vuong 🇨🇦 @KevinVuongxMP]

If you break into someone’s home, they should have a right to use reasonable force to defend themselves from the invader—full stop. https://t.co/DKqscCnatZ

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@KiwiOnTheSticks Their, there, they're; not everyone is great with grammar and spelling. 😉😉😉😂

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@MichelleLA1981 These people have been programmed to be afraid of their own shadow. It will be so until the end of their days. Quite upsetting and sad IMO.

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@brianlilley Those that voted for Catney were played!!

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@JayGenXer I haven't posted in weeks. Days before the election, there was a death in my family. Election Day just crushed what hope I had left. Had to give everything a break. Will be back soon though.

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@Tablesalt13 Only a 4 seat difference now!!

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@Golden_Pup Wait a minute here...

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You know the night is not starting off right when you can't reach the Elections Canada Homepage.
@ElectionsCan_E what the heck is going on???

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@Gray_Mackenzie Does this man have any original ideas?

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

VOTE for Change TOMORROW.

Find your nearest polling location: https://t.co/IY42CBtmjU

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@bettybloodclot When do the polls open? 😉