Damian McKeown

Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement, let me go upstairs and check.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

#C4News last night reported on the wholesale targeting of ambulances & paramedics in Lebanon by Israel, including the recent 'triple hit', when Israel attacked an ambulance, then attacked paramedics who went to help, and then attacked further paramedics also trying to help.

[Damian McKeown @dmac2001]

@owenjonesjourno You’d think they would at least have a Brown Jesus. 😏😉

[Damian McKeown @dmac2001]

@TukiFromKL On what evidence?

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Why won’t you say the same about America?

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Redacted States of America

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“What is it Lieutenant?”
“It’s Trump’s press conference, captain.”
“What language is it in?”
“I think it’s in batshit, sir.”

[Aaron Day @AaronRDay]

For You "Elon Saved Free Speech" White Knight Assholes: Read the New Terms of Service Released Today

X just updated their Terms of Service effective January 15, 2026. Here's what you agreed to:

AI TRAINING RIGHTS GRAB: Everything you post becomes training data for their AI models. Every thought, opinion, creative work. You're building their models for free. No compensation. No opt out.

PERPETUAL CONTENT LICENSE: They get a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, modify, and distribute your content "for any purpose" in "any media now known or later developed." Forever. They can sell it. Give it to governments. Anything.

FORCED JURISDICTION: All disputes must be filed in Tarrant County, Texas. You waive the right to join class actions. If they wrong millions of users, you sue alone in THEIR court.

ARBITRARY TERMINATION: They can delete your account "for any other reason or no reason at our convenience." Years of content, connections, reputation. Gone. Zero due process.

$15,000 LIQUIDATED DAMAGES: Access more than 1 million posts in 24 hours and you owe $15,000. Per million. Journalists and researchers investigating the platform face financial ruin.

GOVERNMENT DISCLOSURE: They reserve the right to hand your DMs, drafts, and entire history to governments based on what they "reasonably believe" is necessary.

ANTI-JAILBREAK CLAUSE: Testing their AI systems, exposing censorship mechanisms, or security research is now explicitly a Terms violation. They added "prompt engineering or injection" to prohibited conduct.

ONE YEAR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS: Discover they harmed you after 366 days? You "forever waive the right" to pursue any claim.

MAXIMUM LIABILITY $100: They destroy your business, reputation, or life through negligence? Maximum recovery: one hundred dollars.

Free speech platform. Sure.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve_news. We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.

Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏

[Damian McKeown @dmac2001]

@Hesamation I feel sorry for the very fast and the very slow readers…

[Damian McKeown @dmac2001]

@rorysutherland So you’re OK with promoting a product owned by a white supremacist who promotes hate speech and violence against elected officials?
Did you take money for this post or just do it for giggles?

[Linda hfx @Linda_hfx]

About bloody time!
😁😂🤣

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: Stephen Colbert's opening tonight will forever be remembered as one of the most powerful moments of late-night comedy in modern history.

This is a must-watch. Damn. 🔥

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥

[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

“It is clear there is an intent to destroy the Palestinians in Gaza through acts that meet the criteria set forth in the Genocide Convention.”

UN Independent International Commission of Inquiry's report shows #Israel has committed #genocide in #Gaza.

https://t.co/UGjepPwmwo

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.

Let’s blast this to space!

[Damian McKeown @dmac2001]

Imperial counterinsurgency tactics - a set of military, political, and economic strategies - as used by the IDF, learnt from Britain & Apartheid South Africa.
#IDF #Gaza #counterinsurgency #Military #Resist #FreedomFighter

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

If you read, and retweet, one post on Gaza this weekend let it be this

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Gaslighting nazis pretend we didn’t all see the sieg hiel

[🚜🇺🇦Steve Blurryenko🇬🇧🦈 @TankieSlappa]

Possibly my favourite #SignalGate meme so far 🤣