Douglas MacLachlan

Insurance Agent/Broker Experienced and Knowledgeable Property and Casualty Surplus Lines Insurance. Husband and Father. St Mary’s U (TX) ‘98 alumnus

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@lee_w18 @Seth_W19 Ouch

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@JeffAgrest I was at the game and I had the exact same thought. Like you have to try even if it seems like a routine out. He trouted down the line and with the bobble had he even tried to run fast he would have been safe

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

That was a perfect bunt

[Christopher Landau @DeputySecState]

The US stands with the Venezuelan people in the aftermath of this evening’s devastating earthquakes. We’re in touch with the authorities and mobilizing assistance. May God bless our Venezuelan friends at this difficult moment. ¡Fuerza Venezuela! ¡Estamos con Ustedes! 🇺🇸🙏🇻🇪

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

Ouch

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. was in so much pain after fouling a ball off his manhood that he couldn't stay in the game

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

Big thanks for a great time at the #FutureOfInsurance gala hosted by @crum_forster

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

I am in the Big Apple looking forward to enjoying the #FutureOfInsurance with our friends at Seneca and @crum_forster and their gala tonight

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@MarioNawfal It appears that Bulgarians are racist if this video is true.

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

2016: ‘This racist man will never win making these sort of culturally insensitive taco bowl comments.’
2026: scrolls through timeline of actual chaos
Yeah… ‘Trump was almost adorable back then, why can’t we have the taco bowl lover back??’

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Mike Singer @MikeTSinger]

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Marcus Leshock @marcusleshock]

There is a RAT on the field at Wrigley! 🐀🤣 @Cubs

Watch for the Phillies reaction when they noticed it. 🤣🤣

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@IRMilitaryMedia Not only is Trump not winning his war he isn’t even winning the shit talking on social media war!?!?! If there was one aspect he’d be better at it is shit posting no???

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

https://t.co/1I8ZgENiDt

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@AwakenWithJP C.) Demonic influence

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@washingtonpost Did @POTUS Trump think he was being funny or if he is under the influence of some demonic influence? People talk about 25th amendment is in order but I am thinking an exorcism might be more in order. Seriously? What the heck???

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

@FaytuksNetwork If Jesus was physically present among us today after his second coming, and he preached the message of love and peace from the Gospel President Trump would have insulted him too. Probably would have even made an AI video of himself as a Roman Guard whipping the lord.

[Douglas MacLachlan @dmaclachlan76]

Millennials vs Boomers: the eternal cage match. Meanwhile Gen X over here just kept ourselves entertained by playing outdoors till the sunset as kids as our boomer parents left us generally unsupervised, often quietly feed ourselves with Mac and cheese from the box when we got home from school with our latchkeys, paid off our student loans by budgeting & knowing which bars had which beer specials each day in our twenties, mastered mixtapes and dial-up modems and invented this little thing called the internet, and nobody batted an eye. Thanks for the participation trophy, Wall Street Journal.🇺🇸

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Exactly how I feel.