Daniel McLaurin

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

Is it social acceptable for a full grown adult to get kids cuisine just for the brownies? Asking for a friend.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

I just died in the tutorial of a video game. I might as well stop now.

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

There are 7 days in a week and 7 deadly sins. Let's fucking do this!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Rise and shine Garfield we got this buddy

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

This explains so much with Louisiana

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1719, prisoners in Paris were offered freedom as long as they were willing to marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana.

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

can we start creating cute and not harmful conspiracy theories like all stars have a best friend or something

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

do you remember?
the 21st night of September?
9 days before the end of September
that’s when we wake the guy from green day

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

How are you going to steal someone's fence? That just isn't right. #catchthefencethief

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

I miss the days when I was coming home at 5am instead of walking up at going to work.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

@MKHarrell13 Give it a try sometime. You won't be disappointed.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

Woke up and the first thing I did this morning was scream. I see why roosters do it. It feels good.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

I could not imagine being a little kid in school right now. It must be so weird.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

At this point 2020 might as well be a curse. Like saying "I wish 2020 upon you" might as well be worse than saying go to hell.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

My expression lately about political ads is the same that Steve Harvey gets when someone gives a dumb answer on Family Feud.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

If football season is canceled the next big headline you will hear is that the SEC has officially broken off to be it's own country. Nick Saban will lead the revolt and become the new president of SEC nation.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

I was wondering if anything was going to happen to Cops and Live PD through all this about a week ago. Now I know.

[Daniel McLaurin @dmaclurin]

I was today years old when I found out ceasar dressing is made with anchovies