Dave Magario

I'm a song-writing son-of-a-preacherman, Dungeon Master, buffoon, artist, and gamer.

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@DnDPodcast Bachman's superhero character name: The Nutty Protector. You can have that for free.

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@zdog058 @VoiceOfOBrien Do you actually pay attention to detail? Also, personal opinions are not the same as "tiring the party line." So judgemental!

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@Marjan_Lion @JhonenV This is the only Jurassic Bark that matters!

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The flashbacks are strong this week!

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@CheefMurphy @Smith_andy_87 ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

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@joshgrohman PS4!? Who do you think I am? I finally got the PS3 *after* PS4 was out for a couple years! #badnerd #pcgamer #whatsaconsole

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@joshgrohman Well I HAVE to play it. It's part of my job. It's sooooo hard.....

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Help my cat! Misty: The greatest calico you'll ever know. She had been through hell and back in the last 7 days. #pets #cats
https://t.co/p0PXJ6Cl4z

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@joshgrohman You know, I've never played any of these games until I started my current job. Conclusion? I have no idea what is happening but I like my cat companion.

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@alefnull @CriticalRole That would've been amazing. There are so many ways Mercer could take this. I'm pumped for whatever it is he's got up his sleeve.

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@Smith_andy_87 This is why we can't have nice things....I mean nice bathrooms.

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@NissanUSA My Sentra saved my life yesterday after an 18 wheeler hit me at 70mph. Not a scratch on me. Just very sore joints/muscles Thanks for making a safe car. My wife & family thank you, too.

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@Smith_andy_87 @CheefMurphy Shock isn't the same category as Alcohol. #TooDrunkDidntListen

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@Smith_andy_87 @CheefMurphy Did you forget the "god" npc is dead?

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@Smith_andy_87 Also... I was the 25% of the votes.

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@Smith_andy_87 If I am, then I'm a HIGH FUNCTIONING sociopath! MERRY CHRISTMAS ::shoots Andy:::

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@DnDPodcast Just started Ep 274 - Jennifer says "I'm drinking a delicious Polar Seltzer Ruby Red Grapefruit" as I'm opening a can of the same thing. #Coincidence #NoSuchThing

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@Smith_andy_87 It was the cat!

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@homestarrunner There's a toy named after you! It's fittingly a Japanese toy. Translation from website: "The gift was a special period of time for the
starry sky and
his family like family." https://t.co/Fa7eRD84O0 #Sega #HomestarRunner #worldscollide