Comedian D. Magic

Look around, if somebody ain't laughing... that last joke happened to them

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[Comedian D. Magic @dmagiccomedy]

@ApexSapien 80 lbs... At 75 they are basically charging you for a 2nd checked bag

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@cointel__bro @classy_cutie03 This sounds similar to some of the reaction to last year's essence fest.

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If you X-ray Brunson's chest right now, you'll see a pit bull #NBAFinals

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That Magic collapse was bad. The worst I've seen since Harden was in Houston.

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@TheUnHeard_One Is she trying to collect the insurance money?

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@dlobrown75 So that's not your son?

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At that point you got to name them yin and yang

[Today In History @historigins]

A man went to adopt a cat, but it wouldn't leave its brother, and he ended up having to take both

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@NightcapShow_ @PrizePicks @ShannonSharpe @TheJoeJohnson7 I probably would have changed their return flight to have an overnight layover and seats all the way at the back of the plane

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@jowahorn1 Imagine bringing back old guests from the show for the follow up 🔥

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Downtown apartment rent for the front row

[Spank Horton @SpankHorton]

How much yall think them Chris Brown and Usher tickets gonna cost lol

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@omoelerinjare He didn't even have to put his purse down to win the fight

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@dmmsell She would've turned into she-hulk if he put his feet on the table

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

As a Detroiter, Memphis deserves zero slander. They are our cousins. (Like Oakland & Atl). The cultural history of that town is incredible.

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@Forty1_0 She sings every day. The dog didn't even notice.

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@guzu_p People rarely bring up the fact that you might develop a bond but then the relationship fails. Three casualties in that breakup.

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H to the izzo V to the izza

[Blayze @ShayBlayze]

The obvious NAS for me

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@casualtakeking Until he wins a title he's going to be taking drink orders

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Never stop running until it’s done. 🙌🏾

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@FISTTOK Althea needed to get out of the way. They handled it.

[AG @AGCypher]

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