Dan Mako

[signüll @signulll]

for many, corporate life is a velvet prison. it gives you comfort—insurance, stability—but at the cost of your soul. it grinds down ambition, boldness, & originality until all that’s left is someone who knows how to play the game, follow the rules, & never rock the boat.

every lesson i’ve learned in a big company has been a lesson in how to maintain the status quo, which is the exact opposite of what’s needed to make progress. these companies don’t reward excellence or courage—they reward people who are average across the board: non-threatening, obedient, & forgettable. worse, they actively punish boldness. boldness is risk, & risk is an allergy to the corporate ecosystem.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

When a man shares a YouTube link with you it’s a sign of respect in their culture

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how do you get fooled that badly 😭

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the taco bell employee bringing me the baja blast I ordered:

[low yield lucy @picotop]

the IRS audits just .2% of tax returns.

that gives you a 99.8% chance of successful tax fraud.

the expected value is too good to ignore.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Getting roasted by Patrick Star after a fumble is a humbling experience

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

And when the world needed them the most, they vanished

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Imagine drinking 18 beers with the fellas then flying one of these bad boys

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Whoever made this has a PHD in memes

[E @fkaFlash]

1. Fill with Henny
2. Drink
3. Start shit
4. Say I got that dog in me

[U⬩P⬩N⬩T @evboogie]

no, really.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nothing is topping this one

[Duke Delarosa 🇹🇹 @sketchy_cactus]

New flavor just dropped

[L7UX @ll7ux]

One of these and I’ll never remember you

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Instagram a have you thinking she out your league whole time she just a cute bum ☹️