Derek Maldonado

sad sporps fan

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

I wrote this, its weird and fun, I think. Either way, you should read it. It's got a very British person in it and they are always fun.
https://t.co/Os6r8goJe4 via @wordpressdotcom

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

Sheehan cannot be a real person right? the most LA ass surfer bro throwing relief innings like he was made in their Venice Beach labs just in time for the postseason

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

Bud still the goat

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

@__shiningstarr we should've found a way to keep his brother, would've changed the entire world for the better

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

dawg... it's not showing weakness to ask for fuckin help once in a while

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

don callis kinda great at this shit

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

I think people sometimes forget how powerful 3 beers can be in fixing all of life's problems. Just 3 beers, that's how far you are away from true happiness

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

this place used to be good

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

Steve Buscemi just appeared on the sopranos... time to lock in

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@GRlPPYSOCKVACAY gay

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@Grabaka_Hitman one of my favorite mma Twitter moments

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Cole gonna kill someone after this

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this is ugly
not the photo, the game

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that was insane and very rude and weak

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

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gonna jump

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

Stanton don't own a shirt with sleeves #goals

[YES Network @YESNetwork]

LOL, GLEYBER

[Derek Maldonado @dmall24]

fuckin yankees

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

TRIPLE PLAY TO CLINCH A POSTSEASON BERTH 🤯

The San Diego Padres will be playing baseball in October ‼️

[Pequod @The_Pequod_]

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“How can we describe the Judge as an otherworldly evil when he so clearly accentuates humanity’s need for violence? He is humanity at its purest form, driven by the things we all hold within us. The Judge is all.”