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[Dani @dmariestyles]

No matter what happens tonight when we wake up tomorrow morning there will still be coffee in the world #Grateful

[Dani @dmariestyles]

@najnasty I did a dance to all star for my fifth grade talent show in a lime green fishnet shirt and crimped hair 🔥

[Dani @dmariestyles]

@giulianatragitt any excuse to pretend like I am still in college

[giuliana @giulianatragitt]

Thank you to alumni @dmariestyles for taking time out of her adult life to come support the little people #DaniIsLoveDaniIsLife

[Dani @dmariestyles]

My life has become so exhilarating I just measured my succulent to make sure it was growing at above average pace (it is)

[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

When I die, instead of a eulogy, I want someone to read things Internet commenters have written about me bc they always have the right idea.

[Dani @dmariestyles]

Stayed single long enough to avoid fb relationship status. Now, to stay unmarried long enough to avoid a wedding hashtag

[Dani @dmariestyles]

My brother just said he hates pho. He is officially adopted

[Dani @dmariestyles]

Considering buying all of my friends airline gift cards for xmas so they are forced to come hangout with me

[Dani @dmariestyles]

My diet for December has already spiraled into throw a poncho on me and stick a cookie in my mouth. #December1st

[Dani @dmariestyles]

@kelleabo @CaraDawwn @manduhhberr @baybaygiraffe All because of cia agent Ross

[Kelli @kelleabo]

One of the best nights I've had in a while @CaraDawwn @manduhhberr @baybaygiraffe @dmariestyles

[Dani @dmariestyles]

I got carded to buy cigarettes #stillyoung

[Kelli @kelleabo]

Just introduced @manduhhberr @baybaygiraffe @dmariestyles to Molly Cyrus...

[Dani @dmariestyles]

@kelleabo @baybaygiraffe @manduhhberr ONE HOUR!

[Dani @dmariestyles]

The amount of times I say "you too" to the TSA Agents when they tell me to have a nice flight is embarrassing

[Kelli @kelleabo]

Less than 7 hours until @dmariestyles @baybaygiraffe @manduhhberr and I are all back together!! Not that I'm counting or excited....

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

.@MonicaCrowley: “I think what we’re seeing unfold tonight is the most astonishing political story of our lifetimes.” #ElectionNight

[Dani @dmariestyles]

@najnasty except Miami for 3 years