Dan Martin

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

Need a Hubie Halloween 2, when’s it’s dropping @AdamSandler

[610 @610Barstool]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT

[Snagz @call_me_snagz]

DO NOT LET THE KIDS GET HOT

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

@dbren22 Bro to have this take before a trial is RIDICULOUS. This happened in Romania, not USA. Not a woke system. So maybe delete this tweet before it backfires hard

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

@Schildy9 Woof

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

A semi warm pretzel is just as bad as a cold pretzel #ballparkthoughts

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

The worst part of perfectly ripe bananas is peeling one off the stem and collaterally busting another one open. Now you have two bananas. #eyecontactwhileeatingthemisok

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

Patrik Nemeth, you are single handedly blowing this series. Bring in Zac Jones #NYR

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

Could you image being a TNT NHL playoff announcer thinking you know what you’re talking about

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

@dbren22 We need to hang and talk about this

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

@dbren22 This guy hates dogs, told me years ago. Big bummer

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

Can we get a new live action Scooby-Doo with the exact same cast before it’s too late, none of this will forte shaggy bullshit. 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

We love the Liberties. And we love you guys. So we're bringing you together.

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[low key rat @low_key__lit]

What A Time To Be A Rat

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

Falalalala lalalala falalalala lalalala #iykyk

[Dan Martin @dmartt]

@low_key__lit Pam sucks