Dmass™

Sports and Memes, occasional opinions

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

Butterfly Effect - Travis $cott #Htown🤘🏾 @trvisXX

[Australia Rajakovic 🇦🇺 @DRajakovic_muse]

Mike brown: “over here you called it a foul but over there you called it a travel”

Ref: “ah shit you right”

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[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

@OnyxOdds User: dmass3

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[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

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[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Through 16 career playoff games:

Joel Embiid: 342 PTS
Victor Wembanyama: 372 PTS

Tim Duncan: 153 REB
Victor Wembanyama: 176 REB

Dirk Nowitzki: 25 3PM
Victor Wembanyama: 27 3PM

Hakeem Olajuwon: 53 BLK
Victor Wembanyama: 59 BLK

INSANE

[Andrew @MrAndrewKoolaid]

@getnickwright @sportsemmys @FTFonFS1 Nick every time he posts with his lovely wife:

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

Cinema

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

🚨BREAKING NEWS

@Mister_Keating will be joining Thursday’s high stakes stream at The Lodge with myself, @GmanPoker, @senortilt and more. It’ll be the first time Keating and Garrett have ever played on stream 🔥

Hosting a podcast tonight at 9:30 ct with Keating and Garrett on YouTube to talk about it

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

these are genuinely dogshit hoops 😭😭😭

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

I can see how you would feel this way about the Astros. After they embarrass and own you every time yall meet in the playoffs. He’s 2nd in postseason HR all time and led the league in average multiple times, he’s more of a hall of famer than anyone in a Yankees uni since Jeter

[Rational Yankees Fan @rationalyankee]

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light.

“Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening.
Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies.

I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

It’s just a great watch everytime

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Watching your mom talk to the restaurant manager after the food comes out wrong

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Updating this…

Lakers 1st Half Game 2 @ OKC
-8 in 6 Jake LaRavia minutes
+ 9 in 18 non-LaRavia minutes

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Honest to god give Bronny the LaRavia minutes.

LaRavia has arguably been the single worst player this postseason.

Just utterly petrified of the moment. Totally brutal minutes every time.

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

Sign of a good neighborhood:

Almost everyone has a dog and walks them in public.

Those that don’t like dogs, are typically gonna be a net negative to your community.

Dogs are the best.

Be leery of anyone who doesn’t like dogs.

There is likely something wrong with them.

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

Cooked his bass with AAA players 💀💀💀

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Shohei Ohtani on the mound this season 👀⬇️

0.60 ERA
0.87 WHIP
34 SO
30 IP

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

He just like me

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin

Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

We might be locked

[Dmass™ @dmass3_]

“Straight men are at the library, and gay mean are at the gym” 😂😂

[ROGUE HOU SPORTS LLC @RogueHouSports]

CJ spent the whole offseason getting that light-skinnedness out his system.

The league is fucked.