Dennis Aust

Comedian. Engineer. Scientist. Simpleton.

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🧱 Risk & Reward: You Push, You Learn https://t.co/rB9zMYq4A6

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🧱 8 Equity & Real Opportunity Platforms for Non-Accredited Investors (Liquidity Edition) https://t.co/SDiMKB1qsY

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Unlocking Investment Opportunities for Non-Accredited Investors https://t.co/yjWdXcAdC0

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Welcome to the Jungle (Gym) – Where Only the Rich Are Allowed to Swing https://t.co/CsjpjCvmHe

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@elonmusk If you have time to read 1 fiction book this year, read Uko’s Legacy by Rod Panos. This is the best science fiction novel I’ve read in years!!

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I like all the tastes!! The smells, not so much.

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Hello monsoon season. Just remember, it’s a dry heat.

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What’s it mean when “life” is ripped in half on my fortune that says “ You will have a long and healthy life”?

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What’s the real difference between chicken nuggets and chicken meatballs?

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Well over an hour @DennysDiner and this is the color of my white gravy.

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@seanbowie Great news!! Did the lemonade bill pass?

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Pizza does not have spinach.

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When I got home today my dog just laid in her bed and didn’t get up to greet me like normal. It was clear that she had a ruff day.

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“Know before you go.” They say.i agree because I need to know ahead of time whether to sit or stand.

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If at first you don’t succeed, go back to bed. #mantraOfDepression

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One for Solo. Funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks!! Lmao

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My meatball just abandoned sub. #notCaptMeatball

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I just remembered that I didn’t used to need coffee in the mornings because I used to listen to metal in the mornings. #ifMetalNoNeedForCoffee

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I was in the mood for some regret last night so I went to Taco Bell and tried those new nacho fries. #cravingSatisfied