Dumbass Carpenter

Stronger than dirt, but scared of Death. pronouns: wey/pendejo

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@BlueMemeMe @MzSgtPepper But I loves my ARs. Not gonna lie. I mean, I voted for Harris Biden and I’m gonna vote Harris Walz as well!

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@altNOAA Thanks for the spoiler.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SenThomTillis You weak ass cult member. Sycophant. You suck and I’m ashamed of you. You’re as dumb as the rest. Go back to Florida. N.C. doesn’t need dumb suck ups like you.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SpeakerJohnson You’re a liar and hypocrite. And you say God almighty talked to you so you’re insane as well. I can’t believe you got elected. I’m ashamed you’re from NC.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SenThomTillis FFS. Your lord and master fomented an insurrection and refused to participate in the peaceful transfer of power. Your lord and master has no business running for high office. And you need to go back to Florida and leave NC to people from NC.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@RpsAgainstTrump @Scaramucci He’s a lapdog. Always has been. Voted to acquit Drumpf twice. Voted against a Jan 6 panel. He did vote for the infrastructure bill, but so what. He should go back to Florida where he came from. If he had done his job on first impeachment we wouldn’t be here.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@kwok_xian Hmmm. Tools. I got a lot of tools.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@Drstevenhobbs Oh man. That sucks. Got any neighbors? Do a Friday thing with them!

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@EdKrassen I agree with this and I have an AR…or two. It makes no sense not to.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SenThomTillis Says the bigot who called me a “nontraditional voter”. OK.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@lingerie_addict @Ruth_Mensch Hahahaha!

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SenThomTillis So what’s your plan? Let me guess. Build a wall. That’s all you got, puppet. #gobacktoflorida

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@JFLhere Rip. Rip Torn. One’s even past tense.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@SenThomTillis I’m sure your big brain has a bunch of ideas. What are they? Give us five. Or go back to Florida.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@ChefReactions Whenever I clean up dog shit in the house I hear him saying, “Wet hand, dry hand,” in my head.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@DebbiesStories HBD! Hi

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@TheMikeChase Hmm, never thought of that. I’ve lived my whole life to avoid the judicial system so I really don’t know a whole lot about it. Well, traffic court…

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@LibertyInAll1 @susanhogarth But if you can manage a Mak!

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@LibertyInAll1 @susanhogarth Itty bitty revolvers, well itty bitty guns in general, have more recoil. I shot a titanium 38 +p Smith&Wesson and it was downright painful.

[Dumbass Carpenter @dmbasscarpenter]

@LibertyInAll1 @susanhogarth Autos… I bought a Beretta 85 (380) for my wife waaaay back when to have in the house when I went to the beach. I was gonna take a Glock 21 in 45. Well, she couldn’t work the slide on the 380 but could on the Glock so I took the wittle gun. That’s something to consider. Da slide