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Person on world wide web. Or possibly a penguin.

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@SewSoDef I don't think Kamala will pick JBP. She needs someone from a swing state, so I think we are safe, imho!

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@_shireenahmed_ "Too costly" because women in other sports might ask for it as well. We can't have that! 😭

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People are posting reputable, real, close-up photos of Trump's ear today - two weeks after being supposedly grazed by a bullet. It looks fully healed - no scar or missing parts. I've had bug bites that took longer than that to heal!

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This will 100% work

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

What a headline:

Republican leaders urge colleagues to steer clear of racist and sexist attacks on Harris

https://t.co/XaqRdnHsmQ

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@elonmusk Wow, and he didn't listen to you?

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I already had logged in my brain "Sticker Mule has bad politics" from a long time ago but I'm glad it is more obvious now.

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@SteamboatUSA Trump continues to care only about himself. His followers consider this a feature. This has stopped being remarkable.

[Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 @TheAmberPicota]

🤣🤣☠️

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@eveforamerica @susancrabtree Pretty sure 2A doesn't give people right to take 1 shot at whoever they want but I'm not a gun owner so not sure.

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@smolrobots My fault, sorry!

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@smolrobots Sorry, joke didn't land. Here in the US, Florida is often noted for being especially sketchy people. Just Google "Florida Man". So election being left to Floridians is especially scary for us.

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@smolrobots One state is also Florida, so that has to be taken into account

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@BlairBraverman What a baby he is!

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@anne_theriault @MusingsFrom_TO There's something magical about sandwiches. Don't know what it is.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

An Illinois judge has just barred Donald Trump from appearing on the state's Republican presidential primary ballot because of his involvement in Jan. 6 — making it the third state to kick Trump off the ballot.

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Why oh why would Charles Barkley have wanted to vote for Nikki Haley? Taxes, I guess. So gross.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.

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Our CEO said to us today, "If you're not excited about our mission and working here, go work somewhere else." My dude, this is just an exchange of money for services rendered. Though I might be excited if I were making $15mil like you.

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Was trying to explain to my husband how my locker worked. Did anyone else have a locker like this?