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@JktZeuss Aku sama pacarku sering cari pemain ketiga haha 🙈

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Supportive SEDIKIT aja gak bisa ya 😌

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@HardFactorNews @AGPamBondi @JasonMiller THIS IS FRYING ME

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@livcentra I genuinely thought that was the name of the album and not an abbreviation and I was like “okay she’s losing the plot” 😭😭😭

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@bybobbybox I literally cannot be in the receiving end of a bj, it tickles so much that I keep pushing away their head while simultaneously pulling myself away 😭

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Update: I am undeniably in love

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@spourtneys @butchshayne Do you work at smosh or something?

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@LimboTheLost @LinkedInLunat1c Well yes, probations do exist but we still get paid for it. This is basically treating a human being asking them to work full time like a one week free trial of Apple Music.

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@DombaHitamManis @tokopedijee Di tempat lama gue jg gitu, kalo cuti ya cuti aja gak usah kasih alesan, yang penting kerjaan udah kelar/udah di handover dulu

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@karthikponna19 Okay but like why DO they do this? Mine does it too oftentimes the wifi is just GONE for minutes 😭

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@Cartidise “One hour FROM NOW” that prompt automatically implies its a timer. “Set an alarm for one hour” full stop, THEN that’s an alarm.

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@Spennser please play Silent Hill 2 with Angela and Amanda I BEG OF YOU

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Most Indonesian drivers could not and would not do this even if their life depends on it

[China News 中国新闻网 @Echinanews]

During peak hours, drivers demonstrated textbook “zipper merging,” smoothly taking turns to change lanes. Thanks to their orderly cooperation, the main road traffic remained steady and smooth in #Jinan in east China's Shandong Province 🚗✅#ChinaStory (Video via People's Daily)

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My rule is: no pronouns!

@smosh @SmoshGames @Spennser

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@rhemzypm Terima kasih BCA Mobile tidak mengubah apa-apa di dalam aplikasinya karena segampang itu dipakenya 😭

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@BriAnimator_ A masterclass in marketing campaign

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I am so fucking tired of getting my heart broken everytime I fall for someone. I’m sorry for loving you too hard I guess.

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@itrygraphics I’m confused as to how this guy still runs free after all of the stunts he pulled.

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If they call me a slut, you know it might be worth it for once

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@SaltWater651 @Qatari This is a third world country according to you