Col Ophelia Nelk

Gamer, Football Fan, Knitter, Wine Taster, Amateur Comic, Political Enthusiast, Hashtag Participant, Pub Quiz Winner & I Am An Astronaut's Wife In Training AMA

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Earth needs a virtual country: #Rationalia, with a one-line Constitution: All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd: Many who want less government in our lives nonetheless want the government to dictate who you sleep with & who you marry

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

I photoshopped Donald Trump as Johnny Depp for the fun of it. Here are the results.

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

TIFU by playing a drinking game while watching a live storm chaser in Oklahoma. I drank every time they passed an anti abortion billboard🍻🌪️

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Congratulations, @Danny_Willett

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

England's Danny Willett wins the 80th Masters, defeating Jordan Spieth - AP https://t.co/vPgdJjXqBg

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

Danny Willett has done it! #Masters2016

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

Jordan Spieth be like...
#Masters2016

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

I can't believe this actually happened! ⛳ #oosthuizen #Masters2016 #holeinone

[HITRECORD @HITRECORD]

I'm here... https://t.co/w5ZygpaLJL

[Adam Lash @TheAdamLash]

It took Twitter 24 hours to turn an innocent AI into a Nazi. Funny news in 25 seconds. #headliner https://t.co/EWgPQBMjtx

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

Or wine... 🍷 https://t.co/rI6xlhuysO

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

@DearTheGoat 💕🐐

[Jon Humbert @jonhumbert]

The last 24 hours in Seattle:
👨🏻⬆️🌲🍎🍎🚨🚓🚒👨🏻⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️🌅😴😴🌄😤😡👨🏻⏬⏬🎉🎊🎉🎊
#ManInTree #ManOnGround

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

I have no idea how I can go back to regular programming now... https://t.co/FGaQi7QgMz

[John Greene @jgreenesix]

Don't make me watch regular cable after binge watching #ManInTree Somebody please do something stupid

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

Assistant to the branch manager, you mean Dwight https://t.co/mAcXZrm45X

[Man In Tree @Man_In_Tree]

That sounds nice. #ManInTree https://t.co/gN0x4CJeUD

[Col Ophelia Nelk @dmcolonelk]

@DearTheGoat that's ok! Goat's are friends not food!