Daphne Coleman Perine

Pat, Jude, Bearcats, Reds, and Dolly. I’m workin’ on a buildin’.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

Unreal.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

I'm done with this team.

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

Are you kidding me....

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

2 things can be true at once:

1- I love Tony Santillan

2- If they put Tony Santillan in to close this game, I'm gonna have a stroke.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@cliffcornell_ @markcecchini Haha yep. He's *almost* achieved Lean FIRE.

[Cliff Cornell @cliffcornell_]

A trillion dollar net worth sounds like a lot at face value.

But here’s how I view it as a CFP® Professional:

After accounting for 14 children, future tuition inflation, and a few Mars relocations, the retirement projections can get surprisingly tight.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@peppypatty64 🙏🙏🙏

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@RedsDaily4 Tejay Antone and Brock Burke.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

Daphne why are you wound so bleepin’ tight?

*Taps sign.*

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

The pen can't ruin my day today.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@3YearLetterman Has he hit the Beef O’Brady’s yet?

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

I'm like 6 episodes into Widow’s Bay and I can't decide if it's good or if I'm being gaslit into thinking it's good…

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

What particular brand of mental illness makes an individual tune into Reds games day after day after day?

[Mo Egger @MoEgger]

When your team’s bullpen is as unreliable as the Reds’, nothing else about the team really matters.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

“The Reds bullpen is in shambles, make no mistake about that.” -Jeff Brantley

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

FIRE NICK KRALL

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

In case you're wondering how dire things are in the Reds bullpen, we literally flew a guy in **today** from our AAA team, who has a 5.91 ERA…and then let him close the game.

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@peppypatty64

[Daphne Coleman Perine @dmcsings]

@peppypatty64 Me too, sister. But then again, we've seen this movie before. 🤣