Daniel Meissner

I'm awesome.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

In Texas, Lake Highlands High School valedictorian, Paxton Smith, switched out her approved speech to talk about abortion rights.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Can We Start The Albert Pujols To St. Louis Movement Now? https://t.co/mZjQEwKwg9

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[luficer's catte @_catte_]

millennials will continue killing one company a day until we get $2k a month

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Postal worker featured by Republicans as evidence of vote tampering admits he made it up; GOP donors gave him $130,000 https://t.co/UlOqChJN5j

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Nearly 80% of Americans say Biden won White House, including 6 in 10 Republicans.

Just 3% believe Trump won. https://t.co/KCHZIDN2j4

[MKG @MKGRDC]

She must be asymptomatic

[Chloé @chloe_mina]

They offered Breonna’s ex 10 years in prison or probation to admit Breonna had something to do with the drug trafficking. He took the 10 years. The work LMPD is doing to dodge justice has reached new levels and devils.

[Rob @robrousseau]

once again minimum wage service workers showing better de-escalation skills than the police

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

These are the people who worship Trump and have a deep, seething, and palpable hatred for you.

[James @CaucasianJames]

i honestly think me and shakira would make a great couple

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri. You are true Champions!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2019

[Daniel Meissner @dmeis2169]

@eskanveter go to bed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICAN HERO!

[Daniel Meissner @dmeis2169]

@nmaxheimer I would like everyone to know I did it first

[𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬 @starkhotline]

dr strange: *opens the portals*

dusted avengers: https://t.co/jU5JIXnj9V