Danielle Mercier

i'm aware this account would fail the bechdel test

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

Please bare with me I'm a lot funnier the fifth time we meet

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

I’ve been at my new job for one hour and have said “okie dokie” six times

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

The greatest compliment I’ve ever been given is that I’d be really good on The Apprentice

[Peanuts Out of Context @PeanutsNoCont]

Happy Birthday to Bill Melendez, who was not only helped produce the Peanuts specials, but was the original voices of Snoopy and Woodstock! 🌟
#Peanuts

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

I wanna know what everyone else eating alone in wasabi is thinking about

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

They should screen episodes of Succession with a live orchestra like they do with Pixar movies

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

My Roman Empire is the girl with the ribbon around her neck and if you untie it her head falls off

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

@bigwetbilly Fair

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

@GraceBarrington @MathildePetford Yes! I’m on it 💖

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

@mkdonsAntony @oliviarodrigo Not that I can see!! Haven’t got ours yet either

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

@sepinwall Am I able to pre-order it if I’m in the UK? </3

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

i was not born to “have a job” i was born to answer 73 questions from vogue.

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

My drag name would be Hot Flush

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

Social media marketing is just using the word “obsessed” like there’s no tomorrow

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

Can’t believe how aggressively I fancy Jerry Seinfeld

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

behind every hot girl is a deep history with music from the oc: mix 1

[Danielle Mercier @dmercier427]

Selling Sunsets has got my walking round my flat like “so let me show you the primary”

[Marlowe Granados @marlowetatiana]

There are three monsters inside me and they’re all petite brunettes