Danielle Meyers

All the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet

[Aman @Aman42181098]

Me apologize to my wifi when whatsApp,instagram and facebook goes down and realise that's not wifi fault.

#facebookdown

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

Dear @netflix @Appletv @hulu @disneyplus @PrimeVideo the first service that puts every Christmas episode of every sitcom in one place wins the streaming wars. #tv #streaming #christmas #AllIWantForChristmas #streamingwars #netflix #hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #DisneyPlus #genius

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

If the #MetGala is #camp themed, is everyone going to have their own names sewn into their clothes? #vogue #MetCamp #nyc

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@Shadowed_Gates Awesome thanks!

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@highriselath Which bands have played already?

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@Shadowed_Gates Who have played so far?

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@rachelshuford @GlblCtznImpact Awesome thanks so much for the Intel I'm debating when to head up!

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@rachelshuford @GlblCtznImpact Is the line moving?

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

@rachelshuford @GlblCtznImpact Are you on the east or west side?

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

Water resistant? Uncle Ben's stock plummets

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

stifler's mom looks great. #gopconvention2016 #MelaniaSpeaks #stiflersmom #americanpie #trump #makeamericsgreatagain

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

I'd like to believe there's a special place in heaven for people that clean out their own lint in the dryers for the next person #aptliving

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

just saw someone take a bite of a black and white cookie right down the middle. there are monsters among us. #savages

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

Costanza. #GOPDebate #DonaldTrump

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

Lady is pimp too go and brush your social security off #Huckabee #GOPDebate #FoxDebate #pimps #prostitutes #presidentialdebate

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

I thought SNL only aired on Saturdays...oh this is real life? #GOPDebate #FoxDebate #DonaldTrump #PresidentialDebate #presidentalparody #snl

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

I think #donaldtrump is my new favorite #kardashian #GOP #GOPDebate #Trump

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

For those wondering, here's a photo of the car backed into the garage in Portsmouth, NH. http://t.co/uTA0FljvFD

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

For a second I thought some weirdo found a way invite me to #candycrush through the real mail. https://t.co/ufyQp4w5ca

[Danielle Meyers @dmeyers]

One of our newest dishes, Paella Matador pc: chefaliyan #shrimp #lobster #mussels #paella @ Tasca Chino https://t.co/crsJsnluxc