Don of the Dead.

Workaholic. Miner. Smartass. Empath.
Protector of two adorable feline idiots.

[Don of the Dead. @dmg8862]

I've got the dad bod you're looking for......
Unfortunately it's comes along with my apparently stupid ugly face. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dani @mommainfarmland]

Every damn time

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Don’t make this awkward *too late*

[💥Doc’s Packing Heat @heat_packingDr]

Alcohol was invented so ugly people can get laid

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Any conversation prior to coffee is just an uncomfortable situation.

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

I’m either caffeinated or dead. There’s no in between.

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.
*Me talking to myself in the mirror.

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life but it works for most of y'all so carry on.

[Seann @Happee69014151]

“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!”
-Dr. Peter Venkman

[Gary @DoghouseRiely]

Above all, love needs to listen.

A person feels no value
if they feel unheard.

[Don of the Dead. @dmg8862]

@heyyguido Far above "ordinary"

[SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl]

If I hug you, it’s a hug for me too and that’s a win-win

[ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧 @smileitsfree44]

Yes you do 💕

[Little Gypsy ✨ @PrtyLittleGypsy]

Deliver me from evil, but just know we’re going to get into a little trouble on the way.

[Seann @Happee69014151]

I can carry a heavy burden and I can carry you through anything. I’ll die trying before letting you fall.

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Coffee delivered is just a different feeling.

[NY*SnAck~XchaNge 🍃🥨🎤 @MikeyWee3]

Welcome to your 50’s…
Your hobbies are now searching for your phone, reading glasses, and vape pen…
there’s also a really good chance you’ll be using one of them while you look.. 👀

[Don of the Dead. @dmg8862]

@LoveNLunchmeat @thenostalgic @girl_a_whirl It's Friday evening folks!!! Welcome to the weekend!