Dylan Heiman

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@SegebartTJ Your roommate is never home

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@SegebartTJ No he is not

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

11 DAYS! #MAGA

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

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[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@the_big_sjo @dylan_schmitz @blakedeters @derekgustin75 @DustinRott16 @BdotBergie Haha you think you can crushh us in corn hole, I think you forgot where we grew up Nemaha/Marshall

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

Covid-19 has messed up my New Years resolution, now It’s been 89 days without working out

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@Buster_Heiman They’re probably laughing at your $80 hat

[Barry Brown @_barrybrown5]

All y’all have fun watching the new Game of Thrones tonight, I’m only on the first episode of the fourth season🙄don’t rub it in please😢

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

Rumor has it Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus will be preforming at country stampede this year @LilNasX @billyraycyrus

[Nate Crnkovich @natecrnk]

I’m 23, graduated college, have a full time job that pays the bills, and I feel like I’m still waiting for some defining moment where I’m a real adult.

[Chris Nobert @the_big_sjo]

Dealing with ice and snow week after week this winter

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

This weather makes me wish I didn’t sell my motorcycle

[mariah @MaRiahChambers]

ships don’t sink because of the water around them: ships sink because of the water that gets in them. don’t let what’s happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

[Nathan Hollis @nmhollis]

Imagine what kind of world we’d live in if people exerted half as much effort into being a better person themselves as they do pointing out the flaws and shortcomings of others. Elections wouldn’t matter nearly as much.

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

Just prank called my mom asking if she would come bail me out of jail and she laughed at me. Moral of the story she’s probably not going to be my first call.

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

Happy birthday @kassiebreshears

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@H_Schaufyyy preach it girl

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

My younger brother is flying my older brother to go see his girlfriend. Its awesome having a pilot for a brother.

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@TheBigTalb How are you so lucky?

[Dylan Heiman @dmh2711]

@TheBigTalb You could clean your boyfriends room and cook him supper.