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911 dispatcher #iam911 you can’t make this sh*t up

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

When there are no words to say, learn to pray. Activate and develop a prayer life.

#prayersup #nfl #valueyourlife #wakeupcall #football #mnf

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🙏

[FPLCareless @fplcareless]

We are all #billsmafia tonight. Prayers for Damar Hamlin🙏

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#gophergameday #daddydaughterday #gogophers

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@alexandracranfo @devinbartolotta I literally cannot read the name of this tropical storm as anything other than ETA 🤦🏼‍♀️#dispatcherbrain

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@DolanGd @tomselliott He’s still alive. Is paralyzed, but alive.

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So thankful to have whiskey here snuggling right now #hemakesharddayseasier

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is so much going on right now. based on the human’s tiny screen scrolling. so i am on my way with cuddles. and guess what. i’m bringing my stuffed fren sebastian with me

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Yesssss

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbour recognise him?

Because he’s been living under a rock.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i think. if you decide to hold me. you shouldn’t ever be allowed to stop

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Hey @LesterHoltNBC I can’t send your love down to Baton Rouge because I’m not an #operator I’m a #911dispatcher. I’ll send you the help to save your life or the life of your loved one, I won’t connect you to your significant other.

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@kaitlynbristowe I feed my dog Acana. It’s worth every penny!

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Seriously this. #whiskeyjack. #mybabysavedmylife

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep

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Hey @mattiseman Autism is not a disability. It’s an ability. They may not be able to process sensory situations the way a “normal” human can, but in today’s world, who’s normal anyway?

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@AustinNichols Worst cooks of America

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

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Super excited for a kick ass concert tonight! @CodyJinksMusic should be one hell of a show

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I’m really sick of the “someday”. Someday I’ll find somebody, or someday I’ll be okay. Right now, I’m doing just fine on my own. I’m proud of me. I made me out of the nothing that was left after the pile I was left in. I’m beautifully broken. But I AM ME. I am stronger now.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’ve been talking a lot. with my stuffed fren sebastian. and we strongly believe. that cuddles are crucial. and should be distributed bountifully

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This is definitely Whiskey!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME. THE WEEKEND HAS BEGUN. PLEASE HELP. I CAN’T STOP SPINNING

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we’re in it together