dana michele

@todayshow Social Producer | opinions my own

[dana michele @dmicheleeee]

All I’m saying is… I’ve never gotten a job that I had to write a cover letter for

[steph @steph_mcca]

I thrive in a waiting room. u need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries love i do this at home

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

did it hurt? when you realised 2025 is just 4 months away & you are still processing 2019 which is about to be more than half a decade ago

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

[trash jones @jzux]

match my freak? who’s gonna match my bedtime

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

So like financially speaking I can't do June anymore

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

[gem 🍰 @gwmmma]

bae sorry im in a bad mood i heard too many sounds at once and it upset me

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

i would like to learn other languages, but only so i can eavesdrop more broadly

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

every day

[extremely african🇨🇩🇬🇭 @sohcahtri]

post yap clarity omg i never wanna talk again😭

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the kate middleton drama is hard because i don't care about the royal family or conspiracy theories, however, i do care about being in everyone's business

[sara @peaaachesxx]

As a girl going out with ur girlfriends having a good time and eating good food is the whole point of life

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m on my way

[tyro 🎲 @tyro1k]

what if we kissed in the caniac corner

[dana michele @dmicheleeee]

It feels like a personal offense every time a store re-arranges its layout

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

[Chris @citehchris]

pov you’re the expired leafy greens in my fridge watching me come back for another beer