Damiete

Ijaw youth dey beat

[Damiete @dmiete]

If you're not paying for the product, you are the product.

[Hacko Swago🏴‍☠️ @swago_baby]

maybe i’m dumb but how do free apps like WhatsApp that has over 3 billion users worldwide even make any money ?

[Damiete @dmiete]

Still in touch with my favorite high school teacher, he turns 50 next week. Wild, because back then we thought he was old… man was just in his late 20s 😅

[Damiete @dmiete]

My gen z cousin: there's a new afro-depresiion kid in the block - Llona

Me: proceeds to put it up on YouTube....

Kid ke? Na senior man be dis oh!

[Damiete @dmiete]

@chinuaa I completely understand this particular feeling!

[Damiete @dmiete]

@chinuaa 🤣🤣

[Damiete @dmiete]

I maintain that the Nigerian legal system doesn't do nearly enough to enforce tort and even criminal liabilities for idiots that talk anyhow!

[Damiete @dmiete]

In the spirit of nationalism and patriotism, I’ve informed our teams to apply for a two-day leave tomorrow and Friday if Nigeria wins tonight.

Naturally, I’ll be denying the requests, but it’s the thought that counts

[Damiete @dmiete]

As a child, Christmas feels magical. As an adult, the magic seems to disappear. You quickly realize you’re responsible for creating it for your kid, somewhere b/w Q4 shareholder reports and 2026 strategy and ops outlook. That’s when your parents become very relatable, very fast!

[Damiete @dmiete]

Lmao deal don end be dat oh! (Unless you are selling puff puff)...please, let me talk to my wife first 🤣

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

In business, the moment I hear “let me talk to my wife first,” I move on.

That sentence usually ends the deal.

[Damiete @dmiete]

@ossy_mo I'm really going through it!

[Damiete @dmiete]

In 2026, my first order of business will be to employ an experienced personal assistant, because I'm assisting my current one more than he is assisting me!

[Damiete @dmiete]

@the_kingcam I'm stressed

[Damiete @dmiete]

@IAmDonawon @temsbaby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Damiete @dmiete]

I commend his Excelency @GovWike on the great work with road constructions. Please sir, apply the same energy being used to build roads, harass motorists and sieze land with "taskforce" towards Waste Management, Water Supply, Public Transportation, street lighting etc 🙏🏾

[Damiete @dmiete]

Is it just me, or is there something going around... it's got a sprinkle of c*vid😬

[Damiete @dmiete]

Just remembered that they made us learn short-hand in secondary school and Il my mood ruined! What was really the point Mrs Ukandu???😭

[Damiete @dmiete]

@Debola_A Ma'am?!

[Damiete @dmiete]

Gotta love my people! Ijaw youth dey beat! 🤣

[Damiete @dmiete]

Amazon: we are revising our refund policy for Nigeria

Nigerians: these people are this and that....

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr0]

– buy fake airpods from igbo man
– buy original airpods from amazon
– return the fake airpods to amazon
– get refund and repeat after a week

No be everything school go teach you 🧏‍♂️