Danielle Millard

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@ChipotleTweets after waiting 50 minutes and no order being called we ask for a status update. Turns out they don’t have our order and tell us we can submit for a refund on the website 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@ChipotleTweets when you’re order says it should be ready at 7:10 but it’s 7:45 and you’re still waiting 👀

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@chucktheredman THE ULTIMATE DUO.

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@chucktheredman My dream come true

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@Taylor_Soper he loves it for about 10 seconds and then is ready to go back inside

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@gregoryrufener think they ever reported all the times Trump violated CDC guidelines?

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

my mans dont even need glasses no more

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@Taylor_Soper @lo_bech I think we can all agree there’s a lot of questions around this photo and night lol

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@Taylor_Soper @lo_bech had to dig real deep for this one

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

women are unstoppable

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching tv and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it...

and its a text from my wife:

Please bring the chips on your way back

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@chucktheredman @NaomiEide We can’t let her slander the honeycrisp with this nonsense

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@NaomiEide You chose violence for this one

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

the feel good account we all need this year.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has to work again this week. but that’s okay. i can keep myself busy. there is a skittle under the fridge. that needs constant surveillance

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Better days are coming.

[Danielle Millard @dmillard13]

@chucktheredman send some down south!

[Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley]

.@realDonaldTrump:

[god’s shittiest miracle @oatmilkmartini]

My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???