darian♡

hi. i love my husband ❤️, craft beer🍻, and my cats🐱. that's all.

[Skyler Miller @SkyHyMillerGuy]

@Meghan_Trainor still have that brace for @PatrickMahomes? Asking for a friend.

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Life with hardwood floors and cats:
"Was that a bug or my cat's fur tumble weeding across the floor?"

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Sky predicts we get 50 zucchini from his garden. I just needed to document that prediction. Okay bye.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

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#DUUUVAThe time has come 😔 As we say goodbye for now to our Steezy Trev profile picture, we want to thank fans with this exclusive t-shirt. RT and like for your chance to win one!

#DUUUVAL

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

@CollinsworthPFF "everything is going Jacksonville's way, at least that's what they think"
Are you incapable of complimenting anyone other than Mahomes?!

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

I just want Snapchat to know the "someone is typing" notification is entirely unnecessary and I hate it.

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Have you ever gotten a symptom from a panic attack and said symptom lasts longer than 24 hours so you get even more anxiety about what your anxiety caused in the first place?
Anxiety served with a side of anxiety.

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Pinocchio plays Ponopoly in the Poconos.
@SkyHyMillerGuy

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Patiently waiting for @american_teeth to release tour dates after dropping an album.........

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

@WeAreTheWrecks @thedriverera @mothemothemothe @hembreemusic SEE YOU IN LINCOLN!

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Skyler half asleep on the couch last night mumbled, "We have angry birds."
And I'm still laughing about it.

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

It's so hot out and we heard a guy just say, "churning up a batch of butt butter"
😂😂😂

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

@WeAreTheWrecks
Could you add a Nebraska stop to that tour of yours?
#prettyplease

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Me asking Sky to rewind the show
Me: Can you return....
Sky: What?
Me: Time.

Thanks😂😂

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

It's absolutely mind blowing to me that old people are so adamant about paying with checks because they "don't trust cards" and "don't like to carry cash" yet hand me a piece of paper with their home address, routing and checking numbers. Get with the times PHYLLIS

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

@SkyHyMillerGuy @AlexReneePabst It definitely won't be as good, but I'd watch it!

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

A real sentence that came out of my husband's mouth.
"hi I'm Skyler and I like fun"
@SkyHyMillerGuy

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

@AlexReneePabst No one really knows what's going on lol

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

Hi. Just a friendly reminder that you're supposed to turn into the closest lane to you, not the middle of the road.
Thank you and good day.

[darian♡ @dmiller0113]

It's too early for customers to be sassy.